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Bernhagen 

Is a very inbred, smelly and POOR family who live in Queensland Australia.This species of Australian often are quite open about their feelings and are often seen trying to hump the legs of the same sex. These random acts of 'Royal Crass' often impinge on the rights of others to lead a normal life. Instead of local currency they have developed there own form of currency, 'Crumbs'. Even with the currency of their own bread crumbs (which are often found on brown 70's style couches), they still seem to struggle to make a living.
Ok. so weve defined a Bernhagen, but tell me how can you tell if your living over the fence from a family of them?

Well, They all speak their own dialect of english. Its sounds very prehistoric or (neanderthal) The mother is quite happy to mate with any combination of her offspring or 'Public' in public, They dress with rags and cloth and you will see them begging for a bag of crumbs.

"Pov Just pure pov" (Herr Crumb)
Bernhagen by Selwyn Fruitbowl March 23, 2005
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"Damn Tony, our town is being overrun with beauhagens."
beauhagen by NDog July 12, 2007
A guy who everyone loves very much. He is funny. Kind. Sweet and respectful. He is extremely honset and heartfelt. He may be a bit of a nerd, but that's what people tend to love best about him. When you become friends with him, you will never want to lose him. He is something more rare then anything in the world. If you find him, hold him close to your heart, you will not regret it in anyway at all. Also, beware. He tends to bite when raped.
But, once you meet him. You will fall in love with him also. He is really famous.
Someone who is really cool.
"Hey whats that kidd like?"
"he's like a Benagen."
Benagen by Dinoblowfish February 24, 2009

Lasse Berghagen 

Very popular swedish rockstar. His biggest hits are "Teddybjörnen Fredriksson" and "Stockholm i mitt hjärta".

Lasse has achieved an almost godlike status in many swedes' hearts, especially after his successful career as an MC in one of sweden's most popular blockbuster tv-shows. Even though his spirit has faded for the last few years, we swedes will never forget what he did to our hearts, souls and bodies.

Some legends will never die...
Dude, ur awesome. U must be Lasse Berghagen in disguise!?
Lasse Berghagen by Mormor Marianne January 5, 2005

Bernalene 

She has the most beautiful smiles, and also smiles and laugh the most, anything or anyone funny can make her laugh and that what makes everybody getting flattered... She's smart and also be procrastinating at her school works but she do all her best at everything she do, she'll be the most unforgotten woman you'll ever meet.

She's so strong that anyone can't guess when did she even get sad, she's so wonderful and amazing
:I'm Bernalene.

: I see your smile, and that makes you a Bernalene
Bernalene by Glendaism June 7, 2021

Bernaleño

What locos call the town of Bernalillo, New Mexico.
After leaving Albuquerque, we had to stop in Bernaleño.
Bernaleño by KingRio1 January 11, 2023
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