Skip to main content
A car that only nonce's drive anyone seen driving this car under the age of 90 sucks old boy.
what the fuck is he driving... hey i got a berlingo man
Berlingo by god 09876 February 22, 2008
Words you can keep
A man / man baby, usually known to drive a line car and hit poles on the regular . Not always but sometimes may be aggressive towards ant eaters , known to have a strong NY accent
The Berlingo was grouchy through the night, at which time he went to pilot for coffee .
Berlingo by YROD June 25, 2020
A van for those who can’t justify a VW Caddy. Some utility without the downsides of a larger van. Beware however, as you’ll likely be mistaken as a 70 year old pensioner or someone who can’t afford rent.
Carl bought a Berlingo to haul around cans of iced tea. His friends think he has turned into an old lady.
Berlingo by The Man Handler June 7, 2022

Citroen Berlingo 

Literally 0-60mph in 16 second.
Jared ran over the grandma in his Citroen Berlingo.

Berlingeresque 

Any action which combines ghettoness, extreme luck, and blatent stupidity.

Not neccessarily an insult, can also be used to credit one with luck or an uncanny ability to act in a way "unfit" for "normal" people.
Examples:
1. Ironing a shirt while it's on
2. Getting away with stealing shit from a house and speeding afterward.
3. Consistantly forgetting your work uniform, but going to work anyway
Berlingeresque by K dawg plus March 8, 2004

Berlingdingding 

A word you would use for a weird teacher
A Teacher that pronounces word wrong

A teacher that does social studies or world history
Wow he is so bad at his job. Why is he even teaching?
I know right, he is a Berlingdingding

Berjingo 

A BERJINGO can be referred to as a hole in the lower part of the body in a male or female. Excluding the belly button, the BERJINGO can be referred to suit any joke whether this to be more suited towards either the frontal or back passage region. In general it is to be assumed to be directed towards the frontal female entrance.
i also have a fetish for putting hamsters up my BERJINGO.

I like to put my fingers in my BERJINGO
Berjingo by RheaFallows January 19, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
Next