Berkok 

A teacher who could put any insomniac to sleep in a matter of minutes. This teacher could make any math topic complicated to the core and so full of it that its bursting!

Teacher: Im Mrs. Berkok
Student: And im asleep
Student2:so am i
student 3: Why does she turn off the lights!

Berkok by Brian Wilkins October 22, 2004

Berkok 

Teacher who enforces seating plans that suck.

You know you need to be fired when.........

crappy seating plan enforced by the berkok

Berkok by Disgusted by seating plan November 12, 2004

berko 

To lose the plot - usually with a lot of cursing, swearing and wild gesticulating.

"Bob is going completely berko over that mistake!"
"His team lost the match and he just went berko!"
"If I don't get served next I'm going to go berko!"

berko by Schlub October 15, 2007

Daisy Berkowitz 

Real name: Scott Putesky. Marilyn Manson's original green-haired guitarist and the co-founder of the band. In typical rock 'n roll fashion, he and Mr. Manson (then Brian Warner) met at a party way back when they were still a pair of skinny geeks, founded a band together, got pissed at each other for a variety of reasons right before said band got really big and now take pleasure filing lawsuits and vilifying each other in print. Fun!

Marilyn Manson filed a lawsuit against the former Daisy Berkowitz in 2004 for releasing old Spooky Kids demos.

Daisy Berkowitz by heartless cynic January 19, 2006

Berko Bubble 

A phrase used in connection to the town of Berkhamsted, Hertfordshire, to describe the complete isolation of it's inhabitants to the outside world. It is a town of extremes, where the rich rub shoulders with the pseudo-poor (true poverty doesn't exist here). A juxtaposition of the beauty of the chilltern landscape against the grotesque failings of human nature. But alas, the failings and flaws of this historic town go ignored, unseen, brushed under the rug, by the parochial, closed-minded natives and the bubble remains intact.

Person 1:"He's Berko born and bred, He goes down the crown every friday and I heard he's getting married to his cousin next week"

Person 2: "That's the Berko Bubble for you"

Person 1:"She's Lived in berko her whole life. She's a posh bitch, with an unjustifiable sense of entitlement who has no concept of the the trials and tribulations of real life."

Person 2: "That's the Berko Bubble for you"

Person 1:"She spends all her daddy's money on feeding her crack habit because there's nothing else to do in this town."

Person 2: "Again, the Berko Bubble for you"

Berko Bubble by Daisy Devine September 1, 2011

Berkowitz

A mythical creature with the stature of around 7 feet tall. They wear a pair of wings which span around 5 feet wide. They are very commonly mistaken for a condor or bird of that variety. They are the cousins of the Sasquatch, and live in upstate New York, but can be seen anywhere up to Deerfield, Massachusetts. A Berkowitz is very rare, and can barely be photographed because of the fact that it is too tall for each photo.

I Married a Berkowitz

Berkowitz by Niqqawithaq August 3, 2011

berko 

When someone is crazy, or insane. Off the deep end. Berserk. A nutter.

"Watch out for Ethan, he's totally berko!"

berko by Colin Kelly July 24, 2008