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Bentzened

A state of drunkenness in which all hope and all dignity is lost. People in this state tend to whip their hair back and forth, attempt to make out with everyone, take their shirts off randomly, and almost always pee the bed, but the bed is usually not theirs.
Im gonna get all Bentzened tonight!
by kickinass April 25, 2011
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BentenDAPRO

bro is playing jailbreak 24/7
he doesnt shower because hes too busy playing jailbreak
when he cant do his contracts he goes on mass killing sprees
bro is 2 ft 3 and cant reach the door handle on a car
was caught making love with johnny sins
BentenDAPRO gave me aids
BentenDAPRO traded his family for 1000 jailbreak cash
BentenDAPRO killed himself after finding out jailbreak is shutting down
by AssDestroyer5000 March 9, 2023
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benzoned

When a guy is continuously Friendzone by different girls (In some rare cases it can be done by the same girl). He then has the title Benzoned which is a deeper section of the friendzone. Being Benzonded is nearly impossible to escape from, no one who has entered has ever been able to escape it.

The Benzone was discovered whilst studdying Ben Adam Fryett. B.A.Fryett tried to "pull" multiple girls in a short period of time and failed (quite badly), he was also frienzoned twice by the same girl. This then lead to the need of a new word to define this rare occasion of multiple visits to the friendzone.
Second Time
Ben : Hi!
Girl: Hey
Ben: (Then gets friendzoned by the girl)

First Time
Ben : Hi!
Girl: Hey
Ben: (Then gets friendzoned by the girl)

Third Time
Ben : Hi!
Girl: Hey
Ben: (Then gets Benzoned by the girl)
by TheReallNumberThreeLover #Hi August 14, 2016
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Benzoned

When a guy is continuously Friendzone by different girls (In some rare cases it can be done by the same girl). He then has the title Benzoned which is a deeper section of the friendzone. Being Benzonded is nearly impossible to escape from, no one who has entered has ever been able to escape it.

The Benzone was discovered whilst studdying Ben Adam Fryett. B.A.Fryett tried to "pull" multiple girls in a short period of time and failed (quite badly), he was also frienzoned twice by the same girl. This then lead to the need of a new word to define this rare occasion of multiple visits to the friendzone.
Benzoned Example
First Time
Ben: Hi (said with hope and desire)
Gurl: Hello (replied softly)
Ben: Gurl labels him as being in the friendzone

Second Time

Ben: Hi (said with hope and desire)
Gurl: Hello (replied softly)
Ben: Gurl labels him as being in the friendzone

Third Time

Ben: Hi (said with hope and desire)
Gurl: Hello (replied softly)
Ben: Gurl labels him as being in the benzone
by TheReallNumberThreeLover #Hi August 15, 2016
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benzene

person with awesome skills in every motherfuckin things . inshort - GOD
Damnn . That Guy Won Too Easily . What A Benzene GOD .
by believe in God January 10, 2018
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bentzed

Entering a situation or conversation and having it derailed by a strange character of the opposite sex.
I tried to go to the party but I got bentzed walking in. Had to turn around bro. Give me 5.
by Aleeysun May 22, 2018
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Bendgened

When you get burned, dissed or shut down by a school teacher or professor.
Damn! I got bendgened after I asked Mr. Smith why he has this excuse for a job.
by Lesser427 February 15, 2006
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