benzered 

High as fuck off the shits

Wow bro I'm fucking benzered.

benzered by robbyg123 December 8, 2016

Beezered 

An extreme level of intoxication often followed the next day by stories of shameful actions and a massive hangover.

Dude, I don't know how you didn't get thrown in the slammer. You were so beezered!

Beezered by devonious January 21, 2012

Belzered 

Belzered: Verb; when someone attempts to engage in roasting another party but ends in only slight annoyances and extreme cringyness.

Bro you just got belzered !

Belzered by GsxrBro April 22, 2019

Bout to be bendered 

To getting ready for, getting to it or almost to be drunk.

In relation to Bender Bending Rodríguez a fictional robot in Futurama.

"hey imma have to go imma bout to be bendered.

Bout to be bendered by FUortiz August 25, 2009

Bendered

Definition 1 When a friend commits to meeting you at a certain time, but stands you up because of some lame excuse.
Definition 2 When a friend commits to meeting you at a certain time, but is way later than what they originally told you.

example 1 I got bendered by Mark today at the trailhead.
example 2 I bendered hard this morning

Bendered by awgi October 4, 2018

Bendered

Getting scammed

Did you hear Jason got (bendered) last night by Stripper?

Bendered by BlackLung09 September 30, 2021