Definitions by Aleeysun

fletch catch

Originating in the late 90’s. A protective mechanism utilizing the right elbow to catch a sneeze preventing the spread of illness. Used by the courteous.

Dayaum. I just stopped this whole subway from flu death with th Fletch Catch. Guy’s a genius.

fletch catch by Aleeysun May 22, 2018

bentzed 

Entering a situation or conversation and having it derailed by a strange character of the opposite sex.

I tried to go to the party but I got bentzed walking in. Had to turn around bro. Give me 5.

bentzed by Aleeysun May 22, 2018

bumbleschmuck

Men on bumble app who are compelled to use fish, tattoos, stuck out tongues, Snapchat cartoon accessories and shirtless poses to unsuccessfully woo the opposite sex.

Look at this Bumbleschmuck! Big Fella took a shirtlessshot with his cat sitting on his gut while kissing his dog.

bumbleschmuck by Aleeysun May 22, 2018