bentzed 

Entering a situation or conversation and having it derailed by a strange character of the opposite sex.

I tried to go to the party but I got bentzed walking in. Had to turn around bro. Give me 5.

bentzed by Aleeysun May 22, 2018

Benzedrex 

A nasal decongestant that contains propylhexedrine. Propylhexedrine is a stimulant that is easier to get than ephedrine and is stronger than ephedrine, though still pretty adrenergic. Benzedrex is inhaled to decongest the nose. When the vapors are inhaled more than a few times early in the morning, it can wake you right up. Benzedrex is sometimes used as a pre-coffee as it gives you the energy and motivation you need to make the coffee and maybe clean things. However, propylhexedrine will show up as a false positive for amphetamine and possibly methamphetamine.

Dude: I inhaled some benzedrex and that made cleaning and making coffee fun.

Benzedrex by CognitiveFuel April 8, 2015

bantzed 

To pull some HR shenanigans to remove someone from their job.

Hey man are you still working at the University? Naw dog, I got bantzed.

bantzed by DrunkTankFrank May 4, 2018

bantzed 

To suffer needlessly under the rule of an incompetent boss.

Hey bro, I heard you got blamed for the bosses mistake again. Yeah man, I got bantzed.

bantzed by Been Bantzed September 26, 2019

bantzed 

To be the victim of a pathological liar

Did you hear the rumor that Craig spread about Jenny? Man, she got bantzed!

bantzed by Been Bantzed September 26, 2019

benzed out 

An expression made by someone high on benzodiazepine class drugs (xanax, valium, klonopin, ativan, etc. etc.) to express how high they are from taking said drugs.

Nate: Hey man, you keep nodding out, what's up?

Brian: Oh man... totally benzed out.

benzed out by brianxymox January 15, 2008

Bentzened 

A state of drunkenness in which all hope and all dignity is lost. People in this state tend to whip their hair back and forth, attempt to make out with everyone, take their shirts off randomly, and almost always pee the bed, but the bed is usually not theirs.

Im gonna get all Bentzened tonight!

Bentzened by kickinass April 25, 2011