bevetting

To attempt to argue by spouting inane, indefensible opinions, backed by quotations that are either presented out of context, or have no real bearing on the argument at hand. For origins, see bevets.

"I don't know what annoyed me more, his quote jizzing, or the general degree to which he was bevetting."

by Farkers and Farkettes September 8, 2005

Bretting

When you shart, piss, and puke a little at the same time.

Dude, did you just brett?

Im getting so fucked up I am bretting tonight.

by Leahcopeland July 8, 2019

Ass Betting

A term coined in urban penitentiaries. Meaning one who gambles without enough capital to cover his end. One who commits this offense in prison usually ends up having to pay with ass - His own. However in a street setting this usually results in a vicious beat down and/or loss of life.

Man, that nigga Sloan bet Rico $5000 on the next Saints game. He's Ass Betting fo' real. He couldn't even make rent this month! Rico 'finna get in that ass!

by BDiddyDaHomewrecker September 22, 2006

spread betting

A good way of losing thousands of Euros in double quick time by backing financial or sports markets to either rise or fall. You bet a (relatively) small amount per point of the index which can fluctuate by hundreds (or if you are (un)lucky thousands) of points within a few weeks. On the plus side, you can open and close your bet at any time - sometimes you might open a position which you could hold on to for as long as 3 or 4 months. If there is rapid activity in your favoured direction, you might get out within hours and take a small profit.

Two examples of spread betting:

1. Dow Jones 'March 2007' might have a spread as follows 11200-11215. If you think the market will go up you buy at 215 hoping it will end anywhere higher than this. If conversely you think that the market will go back into the 10,000s you 'Sell' and wait for the market to fall before closing your position.

2. Cricket bet. England 2nd innings of the 4th Test vs Pakistan. The spread might be something like 295-305. If you think England will score 400+ you might buy this position at 1 Euro per run. If they score 405 you win 100 Euros.

by Jonathan FeBland (Znethru) August 18, 2006

bedwetting

an embaressing problem that occurs when you accidently pee the bed at night. it sucks cause you either have to wake up to cold wet stained sheets or where 'protective underwear.' it's also a very hard problem to keep from you girlfriend

my girlfriend found out about my bedwetting problem

by Why Bother February 19, 2006

Beeting

Meeting + Beating. A work meeting where the manager gives a verbal beating to employees.

Our weekly work meetings are becoming beetings given by the managers.

by yeshua2000 March 25, 2009

Ass Betting

Betting money that one doesn't have.

U keep Ass Betting and u won't make a very good reputation for yourself!

by Howard_HUZE May 9, 2017