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When you take something normal; and fuck it up (in any sense of the word)
Oh he made a benjob of that
Benjob by Jverdi June 10, 2023
Words you can keep
The act of performing cunnilingus. To bring a woman to orgasm by stimulating her vagina or, more specifically, her clitoris aka 'bean,' through licking, sucking, heavy hot breathing and fondling.

A 'beanjob' is really the female equivalent of a 'blowjob' and follows all of the same grammatical constructions. For example, the word 'bean' can be used as a verb in the same way 'blow' can.

'Beanie' for short.
All I want is a goodnight kiss or a beanjob.

Look dude, bean me first and then I'll blow you.

I walked in on him beaning her...and stayed to watch.
beanjob by Beanie Bunnies September 15, 2013
Related Words

deli benjord 

Having the urge to commit sexual acts with your mother.
Harry is a deli benjord
deli benjord by Deli Benjord September 11, 2016
the laziest man alive. period.
Rumors say that Benjoyl holds the world record for the laziest man alive but he was too lazy to go get the awards.
Benjoyl by Severus Zeng October 13, 2020
Generally, the name of some Filipinos and some other people, generally shy but chill, very sweet but can be an ass, in general that dudes can be pretty weird but hes really funny and chill....oh and extremely lazy and sleepy.
Person 1: Hey whose that?

Person 2: Thats Benjo, hes pretty chill.
Benjo by FalconPAWNCH~!~!~!!!>.> October 4, 2010
As an adjective

Being a deceitful person using lies and manipulation as means of survival
Having an attitude that the world revolves around you and that people should keep you alive by proving for you
As a verb
To do a Benjo: pretending to love someone for means of exploitation

Exploiting vulnerable people and expect to get away with it
Take up loans from friends to just lie about it after and not give back
He did a benjo on me!
What did you expect- he is a narcissist
Benjo by nikitawithlove August 13, 2020
Coined after the term "Flicking the Bean", refers to oral sex given to a female, usually human. ( NOT always.)
Levy - " Hey babe, lookin stressed! Want a beanjob? Maybe some O's?"

Anonymous female - ~grins~ "yes, indeed sir I would."
Beanjob by questionsleepz September 25, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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