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Benjamino 

Benjamino is a beautiful Italian boy with brown eyes with the longest perfectly curled eyelashes. The ladies love his tanned skin ,dark curly hair bad boy tats covering his muscular body. Benjamino is driven confident and knows exactly what to say to turn tears into laughter.
Benjamino is the by far the best kisser ever!!!

Benjamino is a rare find he’s a true gentleman and you guessed it …… a mamas boy. ( yes ladies , he knows how to cook )
This beautiful Italian stallion has the most gorgeous baddies turning heads and dropping panties. Benjamino’s heavy east cost accent and charming ,witty yet genuine personality is what will keep everyone intrigued. Benjamino is a good friend son and brother ,he understands snitches get stitches and some secrets must be taken to the grave. Benjamino can have a conversation with anyone, he’s for making friends on planes. Benjamino knows when to buckle down and get shit done and knows when to let loose and be the life of the party.
A Benjamino will fly from Miami to Chicago LITERALLY 24 hrs after meeting the” girl of his dreams”

Benjamino es mio …..Ahhhh…mmmm…..Benjamino
Benjamino by YesdefinitelyV November 19, 2021
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Benjamino 

One who makes mistakes but will do what ever it takes to right a wrong. Someone who will go to the end of the earth for what he loves .
What’s would Benjamino do?
Benjamino by PUPPY CHULO February 5, 2022

Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe 

a unfresh headass
person 1:"look at that unfresh headass"

person 2:"that must be a benjamin makaio ho tsing howe

Benjamin Wadsworth 

the hottest sexiest dilf to walk this earth.
benjamin wadsworth can run me over and i would say thank you

Alec benjamin

He is an underrated but amazing singer. He is sweetened caring. He has wrote some songs that are

- Steve

-water fountain

- swim

- death of an hero

- gotta be a reason

- let my down slowly

And many more that are amazing songs
Person 1: omg you should listen to Alec Benjamin

Person 2: Alec who now?
Person1: Benjamin. He is such an amazing singer
Person 2: okay I’ll check him out

* the next day *

Person 2: omg Alec Benjamin is so good

Person 1: ikr
Alec benjamin by #######1111 April 10, 2019

Benjamin Einstein 

What you would call a stupid person to make them feel better about themselves.
Albert said, "Yeah I told him he was a regular Benjamin Einstein. He got a big smile on his face and thanked me."
Thomas said laughing, "So did he really think gluing lube to his hand would allow him to masturbate anywhere?"
"Think it! He had already done it!"
"hahahaha"
Benjamin Einstein by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018

Benjaming 

One of the kindest people you will ever meet, often a nickname for Benjamin. He's handsome, tall, thin but just perfect for any girl. He knows that life can suck and you can always depend on him.
Did you see Maddy last night? She got herself a Benjaming!
Benjaming by RavynR July 14, 2011
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Me: Poggers!
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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