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Benjamin H 

the most beautiful boy you will ever see in your whole life. every moment with them is so amazing and feels so real. their presence just makes you happier and you could never ask for someone better. they have dark brown hair, tall, slim with handsome features like their nose with its little bump, their beautiful soft eyes that hold so much love when looking at you, their beautiful smile that has this powerful chain reaction to it. it just makes you want to smile as well. this kind-hearted beautiful demeanour. you become attracted to them the moment you see them and you can just tell they are one of a kind, truly. they're the type of attractive where you just can’t help but stare in awe and feel your tummy fill with butterflies. you feel so safe and loved in your arms and you want to protect them always. they’re like a rare jewel :) aside from all that, they’re funny, they match your energy and don’t make you feel like you’re too weird or too boring. they simply love you for however you are. genuinely would not rather be in love with anyone else no matter what.
Benjamin H is the most bestest boyfriend ever even though sometimes I want to strangle him :D
Benjamin H by kayblon:) November 24, 2021
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Benjamin Harrison

The only President of the USA along with Martin Van Buren that didn't have an Urban Dictionary description (until now.) He was the only president to beat an incumbent and THEN lose to an incumbent back-to-back.
Did you know Grover Cleveland lost to Benjamin Harrison and THEN won?
Benjamin Harrison by Mynoduesp A. December 30, 2020

Benjamin Harrison

Benjamin Harrison and Funny Valentine are 23rd POTUS of their respective universes.
Benjamin Harrison by Saitama 777 February 17, 2021

Benjamin Henriques

Charismatic, Handsome, tall, Sexy and funny.

Benjamin Henriques, a dreamy Portuguese man who has it all. But he can be quite an asshole sometimes. Benjamin has brown hair, green eyes and a perfect smile.

He will make time for you all the time, Benjamin’s always so horny, but hey they sure have big dicks ;) he will make sure that he pleasures you the right way.

He’s a man of his words, he will truly love you for who you are. He doesn’t give up when things gets tough, he is patient when it comes to love and is loyal and will do everything to reach his goal in life.

Benjamin’s are handy and creative. But when he’s angry and he shouts...RUN!

Benjamin’s jokes are the best, they are simply terrible but funny. (Sorry not sorry)

Benjamin’s are the greatest, outgoing, handsome guy you will ever meet! If you have a Benjamin in your life (lover or a friend)

Never let them go...
danggg he’s seriously handsome, he must be Portuguese right?

Yeah he is, that’s Benjamin Henriques.
Benjamin Henriques by chellie1228 January 20, 2021

Benjamin Hyde

Be ware of this man. Ben has the most awkward rizz and is an actual emo that has mommy issues. He moves from one person to another at the speed of light and can not be trusted. He sends the most clapped photos and he is always HYDEING on chat. If you want a toxic relationship then this is your guy. A WALKING RED FLAG. Be warned.
Don't tell me your snapping Benjamin Hyde everyone knows he is a walking red flag
Benjamin Hyde by Jimmy_B_ March 20, 2023

Benjamin Harris 

An amazing canadian man who is very nice and loves the saying “was hannin”. And apparently has a penis “bigger than an iphone 13 pro max”
Austin: Do you know a guy named Benjamin Harris?

Bucks: Yes i love him he is such a nice guy he gave me a macbook
Benjamin Harris by Nickryandark September 2, 2022

Benjamin Hall 

The nicest boy on the planet. He's smart, funny, intelligent and great to be around. Anyone who knows him is so lucky.
Person one: Who's that super cool guy over there!?

Person two: Oh, him? That's Benjamin Hall, of course!
Benjamin Hall by supercoolkid88 September 19, 2013
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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