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benvinitis 

A disease characterised by deformed facial features, an unusually small cock, and an extremly odd shaped head. (one that looks like John Benvin)
Dude, that kids head looks like a deformed fetus. He must have benvinitis
benvinitis by DillyMan February 14, 2004

Bellivitis 

Bellivitis is a disease that causes you to think and act like belliveau, the first openly gay soldier in the 182 infantry.
Soldier: "Why dont you head on down to role 1 and get that Bellivitis checked! Youre looking at McGraths ass. I know he looks like Clay Aiken, but thats still pretty gay."
Bellivitis by Gator79 December 1, 2011

bingivitis 

A ringing in your ears caused by Bing watching your favorite TV shows.
Dang, I been watching "Boy Meets World " so much that I thing I caught some bingivitis!
bingivitis by Mick1971 October 24, 2020

Bendinitis 

A painful lower leg condition most notably suffered by Ben Hatley. Especially if he hasn't stretched before running. This condition is often very painful causing Ben to scream. A notable example of Bendinitis happened on May 12, 2006 when he didn't realize he and Liv were only stretching before running. But it can quickly be made up.
Ben: Oh no, I shouldn't have gone running. I've got a terrible Bendinitis.

Liv: Well, you should have stretched. A Liv Lean would have done it! Or maybe a Ben Ball. They stretch the shins.

Ben: Crazy cramp! Will this ever end? (he makes a seething sound as if it really hurts) Hey Liv, massage this for me, will you?

Liv: (laughing) Okay, okay, I'll massage it. Here, let me stretch it for you, too. Easy now, we'll get rid of that old Bendinitis. We'll send it back where it came from. It won't be coming back!

Ben: Whoah! Maybe you're right. A good stretch should do it. (he leans into a Ben Ball) That's the ticket. That's better.

Liv: I know. Bendinitis hurts! But, we can always make up for it. Just remember, Bendinitis hurts, so stretch it out first. (She laughs)
Bendinitis by Dusty's Baby Powder August 12, 2011
A person that finds their friends funny in a gay way.
Defined as Bengitis:“Omgg Zeke your so funny (in a gay way)”
Bengitis by Zekey freaky July 5, 2026

Kingston Benivites 

pecka head that uses an indian accent for no reason
Omg you are such a Kingston Benivites
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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