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benvinitis 

A disease characterised by deformed facial features, an unusually small cock, and an extremly odd shaped head. (one that looks like John Benvin)
Dude, that kids head looks like a deformed fetus. He must have benvinitis
benvinitis by DillyMan February 14, 2004

Bellivitis 

Bellivitis is a disease that causes you to think and act like belliveau, the first openly gay soldier in the 182 infantry.
Soldier: "Why dont you head on down to role 1 and get that Bellivitis checked! Youre looking at McGraths ass. I know he looks like Clay Aiken, but thats still pretty gay."
Bellivitis by Gator79 December 1, 2011

bingivitis 

A ringing in your ears caused by Bing watching your favorite TV shows.
Dang, I been watching "Boy Meets World " so much that I thing I caught some bingivitis!
bingivitis by Mick1971 October 24, 2020

Bendinitis 

A painful lower leg condition most notably suffered by Ben Hatley. Especially if he hasn't stretched before running. This condition is often very painful causing Ben to scream. A notable example of Bendinitis happened on May 12, 2006 when he didn't realize he and Liv were only stretching before running. But it can quickly be made up.
Ben: Oh no, I shouldn't have gone running. I've got a terrible Bendinitis.

Liv: Well, you should have stretched. A Liv Lean would have done it! Or maybe a Ben Ball. They stretch the shins.

Ben: Crazy cramp! Will this ever end? (he makes a seething sound as if it really hurts) Hey Liv, massage this for me, will you?

Liv: (laughing) Okay, okay, I'll massage it. Here, let me stretch it for you, too. Easy now, we'll get rid of that old Bendinitis. We'll send it back where it came from. It won't be coming back!

Ben: Whoah! Maybe you're right. A good stretch should do it. (he leans into a Ben Ball) That's the ticket. That's better.

Liv: I know. Bendinitis hurts! But, we can always make up for it. Just remember, Bendinitis hurts, so stretch it out first. (She laughs)
Bendinitis by Dusty's Baby Powder August 12, 2011

Kingston Benivites 

pecka head that uses an indian accent for no reason
Omg you are such a Kingston Benivites
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026