benvinitis 

A disease characterised by deformed facial features, an unusually small cock, and an extremly odd shaped head. (one that looks like John Benvin)

Dude, that kids head looks like a deformed fetus. He must have benvinitis

benvinitis by DillyMan February 14, 2004

Bendinitis 

A painful lower leg condition most notably suffered by Ben Hatley. Especially if he hasn't stretched before running. This condition is often very painful causing Ben to scream. A notable example of Bendinitis happened on May 12, 2006 when he didn't realize he and Liv were only stretching before running. But it can quickly be made up.

Ben: Oh no, I shouldn't have gone running. I've got a terrible Bendinitis.

Liv: Well, you should have stretched. A Liv Lean would have done it! Or maybe a Ben Ball. They stretch the shins.

Ben: Crazy cramp! Will this ever end? (he makes a seething sound as if it really hurts) Hey Liv, massage this for me, will you?

Liv: (laughing) Okay, okay, I'll massage it. Here, let me stretch it for you, too. Easy now, we'll get rid of that old Bendinitis. We'll send it back where it came from. It won't be coming back!

Ben: Whoah! Maybe you're right. A good stretch should do it. (he leans into a Ben Ball) That's the ticket. That's better.

Liv: I know. Bendinitis hurts! But, we can always make up for it. Just remember, Bendinitis hurts, so stretch it out first. (She laughs)

Bendinitis by Dusty's Baby Powder August 12, 2011

Bengivitis

Inflammation of someone irritating. You grit your teeth until they bleed, trying to not combust into flames.

Ben is so irritating. He gives me Bengivitis.

Hey want to hang out?
No, I don't want a case of Bengivitis.

Bengivitis by Tree Uprooted March 1, 2023