Benfical 

How Audrey spells "beneficial".

It'd be benfical if you proofread your emails before hitting send,

Benfical by Lord_Bacon July 18, 2023

benfica 

n. Name of Portugal's, Europe's and the World's biggest club. According to the Guiness Book of World Records:

"The most widely supported football club is Sport Lisboa e Benfica, Portugal, which has 160,398 paid-up members. The record was acknowledged on 9 November 2006 during the celebrations for Guinness World Records Day.

The team, better known as just Benfica or, by fans, SLB, has supporters in most municipalities of Portugal ­ and in cities throughout the world, namely Andorra, Angola, Australia, Belgium, Brazil, Canada, Cape Verde, England, France, Germany, Guinea-Bissau, Luxembourg, Macao, South Africa, Switzerland, and the United States."

Benfica is one of the most prominent clubs in Europe having reached the final of the UEFA Champions Cup for 7 times (2W/5L).

It it often said that Benfica is bigger than the country in which it was born - and not without cause.

Because of its size, illustrious history and enduring popularity at home and abroad, Benfica is also the most hated, vilified and secretly envied institution in Portugal.

"I've never seen anything like it." - Giovanni Trappatoni

"Haters, don't hate, appreciate." - A Benfica fan

benfica by New Marquis de Carabas March 5, 2007

Benfica 

A big European club situated in Lisbon, Portugal. It has over 15 million fans world wide. And it't the club on the Guiness Book of Records of being the club with the most members in the world. (165,000) Benfica hs been very successful over the years winning; 31 Portuguese league titles, 24 Portuguese Cup titles. Internationally they've won 2 Uefa Champions League titles (61 & 62), and they made it to the final another 6 times. Benfica has also made it to the Uefa Cup final once.

Benfica plays in the Estadio da Luz (Stadium of Light) which was recently renovated (Euro 2004), and given a new nickname "A Catedral" (The Cathedral)...In important matches it usually fills up and fans like to turn it to "O inferno." (The stadium of Hell -towards the visiting team).
Benfica's symbol is the Eagle. The club has an actual Eagle (named Victoria) that flies over the stadium before important matches- where the fans go wild!!!
Some important stadium songs are "SLB Glorioso & "Ninguem para o Benfica."

Benfica is the greatest club of Europe!!!

Benfica by Rutgers69 August 2, 2007

benficanomics 

When football clubs just shout out how they want for a player and wait for someone to shout it back.

Top class Benfica selling strategies.

West Ham: we want £100m for Declan Rice
Arsenal: we’ll do £80m
West Ham: no
Arsenal: £90m?
West Ham: no
Arsenal: ok, we didn’t want him anyways…..
Man City: £100m

West Ham: piss off
Arsenal: ok fine £100m +£5m
West Ham: DEAL WOOOOOOOO
WHU fan: Some great benficanomics going on here lads

benficanomics by biglad2.0 July 8, 2023

Benfica 

A portuguese God, similar to an eagle, that wears a scarf, which all portuguese people must obey. His arch enemy is Sporting, the portugese devil, a green falcon that can control the wind.

Ajude-me deus do Benfica, mim necessitam o dinheiro para meus miúdos!!Sustento Sporting longe de meu repouso!

Benfica by BVal June 27, 2005

SporesBoa e Benfica 

A football club in Portugal, known for being the club of the fascist regime in Portugal, that ended in 1974. They are linked to all kind of mafia, they have an ex-president in prison, the current president is known for drug and weapons traffic, and has been convicted in a civil court for THEFT!

Since then, they lost the leadership to another club. Thanks to their connections to the government, media, justice, etc they manage to pass the idea that they only loose because the competition is corrupt.

In 2004/05 they managed to win a league by controlling referees, and "friends" in high positions in the league administration. They did it again in 2009/10. Of course, when playing the Champions League, they only show how ridiculous they are as a team, loosing all away games, scoring ZERO goals.

They're corrupt and a total joke. Please check their website, at vermelhices.com

SporesBoa e Benfica, also know as Benfica, ae linked to all kind of mafia, they have an ex-president in prison, the current president is known for drug and weapons traffic, and has been convicted in a civil court for THEFT! They already tried to get FC Porto out of UEFA competitions but lost. This process was a shameful disgrace, because it was proved that they had no case, and furthermore, they gave an impression of being completely incompetent.

SporesBoa e Benfica by dragao December 1, 2010

benfica 

The way to say "shit" in portuguese.

Oh i did benfica, my jeans are with benfica oh noooooooooooooo.

benfica by M4niak February 27, 2007