Bendyitis

Bendyitis refers to experiencing significant physical and mental exhaustion as a result of excessive alcohol consumption over a short period, typically a weekend or "bender". This often manifests in symptoms such as fatigue, headache, nausea, dehydration, and overall malaise. It can lead to genuine sickness when the body's immune system becomes compromised due to the excessive alcohol intake, making one more susceptible to infections and illnesses.

After the stag, several members of the wedding party were struck down with severe case of Bendyitis.

by naceik April 2, 2024

benderitis

1. When you catch a case of the bends (being a bender*,hockey type).
3. You can't skate, shoot, or pass; you virtually are playing at the worse possible level.
2. It is very hard to get rid of it and the only file on record is from one, Bryan Lowe. And he states that the only way to get rid of the bends is to jerk off a lot and don't play hockey for two weeks.

-You don't want to catch benderitis, a few players of the Midwest tornados had it and never got rid of it.
-Benderitis will get you benched and if you catch it long enough possibly kicked off the team.
- I have caught benderitis and I couldn't shoot or skate, very bad situation but thankfully I only had it for one game.

by Alex Digirolamo December 12, 2007

benefitisis

an obsessive-compulsive type condition with the same symptoms as hypochondria expect purely for the reasons of wanting to claim benefits rather than contributing to society

"Jamies mum's been unemployed for two years and now she's had leukaemia, auto-immune disorder and lyme disease in the space of a month, he's totally freaked out"

"Don't worry she's just got benefitisis"

by whatastate March 20, 2013

chronic benchitis

When a member of an athletic team sits on the bench for so long that he develops an injury.

The other day I played a basketball video game and following the game I was immediately notified that Steve Novak was injured with back spasms. The problem was he was in street clothes and listed as inactive in the game he was supposedly injured in. He is one of the worst rated players on the game, and with the "injury", his ratings dipped further. He may never see the court again after this. Therefore, he really suffers from chronic benchitis.

by crazylegsdave January 13, 2010

Banditism

The act of being a bandit.

The weenagoblin studiously poured over forgotten tomes of Banditism.

by iAlexz February 28, 2011

Benjitis

You become VARY UGLY were talking Selena Gomez ugly and are prone to farting, gold picking and dancing at random.

(O and your butt will FALL OFF!!!!)

You have Benjitis u will die in around 99999999999999999 years.

by John Mcbutt March 7, 2016

bundlitis

The condition of humping too many bundles of roofing shingles to where your body feels worn down.

"Sorry George, I have bundlitis and I need a break."

by Asshat47 April 2, 2009