Benjitis

You become VARY UGLY were talking Selena Gomez ugly and are prone to farting, gold picking and dancing at random.

(O and your butt will FALL OFF!!!!)

You have Benjitis u will die in around 99999999999999999 years.

by John Mcbutt March 7, 2016

Banjitis

A condition whereupon you constantly have a burning desire to play banjo.

"I'd love to hang out with you ladies but my Banjitis is flaring up"

by Goodtime February 20, 2009

Benitis

Liking a sexy mofo who's name is Ben

Girl1: Damn, he's sexy
Girl2: His names Ben
Girl1: I think I'm gonna catch me a case of benitis

by Xantique July 21, 2016

BENJIFISHY

Fat forehead, ugly teeth, twig, trash at every sport, thinks he can jump higher than hamza, flat ass, he’s cringe, thinks he’s hot, looks like a fish, loves white girls, doesn’t get any bitches.

BENJIFISHY your any ugly motherfucker who can’t get no bitches.

by Arieana February 27, 2022

benjituss

conglomerate of std's.

that girl is a slut, she must have benjituss

by johnni hoang September 8, 2007

benjimism

you watched the video didn't you

This results in a severe case of skittles pox followed by you being forced to commit toaster bath by furries

Person 1 Yo man whats benjimism
Person 2 You watched the video didn't you

Person 1 What!? - skittles pox is kicking in
Person 2 (turns into furry)

by the real benji November 8, 2018

Benitis

People with Benitis often get upset when talking about politics. People with Benitis also get upset when their "ex" is mentioned due to the memories.

Bobby had Benitis when his friends started talking about his past.

Bobby had Benitis when his friends started talking about politics.

by ThatOtherWhiteKid2020 November 7, 2020