Bendhead

Any person who is capable of putting their won head up their own arse.

Shut up Smiffy, you ignorant Bendhead

Bendhead by Lifestock January 9, 2019

bedhead 

-when u have been laying in bed or sleeping for a long time, and when u get up, your hair is a mess, out of place and needs to be washed/combed...
-messy hair

1: I got bedhead...look at me, im a mess...i need to comb my hair

bedhead by blthrskt December 28, 2005

bandhead 

the cooler version of a band geek especially at black schools. Being in the band isn't considered "lame" and it's actually respected because they give the people what they want which is entertainment. Bandheads actually have more people in the stands screaming more for them than the actual football team.

"Yea I was a bandhead back in the day. Those were good times I had so much fun and made great friends!"

bandhead by ThePeachMJP August 31, 2011

bedhead beauty 

A personal look and style that only happens when you first wake up in the morning until you decide to leave your home. Also, the lowest effort makeup and hair application when you are 'slumming' it for the day. The bedhead beauty's catch praise is 'I woke up like this.' Bedhead hair has seen the run way many times, but was not translated into a makeup routine until recently. Men perceive this style as 'natural' and 'no makeup,' women translate it as 'minimal makeup.'

Originally coined by Chaudie on her blog "Glided Leggings," when referring to Emma Watson and her makeup kit posted by MTV

Although my style tastes are different, I want that type of beauty when i wake up in the morning. That's right, Emma Watson is my standard for 'bedhead beauty.'

bedhead beauty by Gilded Leggings May 12, 2014

Magic bedhead 

When you wake up and instead of destroyed hair your hair is positioned perfectly

I woke up to discover i had magic bedhead

Magic bedhead by Killnarnar February 9, 2015

bedhead cunt 

a person who consistantly wakes up with bedhead and refuses to do anything about it or denies having bedhead

bob; hey mary check out your bedhead, might wanna fix that gonna meet the parents today

mary; what do you mean my hair is fine

bob; but you look like a bedhead cunt ya usless bitch

bedhead cunt by lytral 79 August 4, 2009

Bedhead 

When after a long drinking binge, you miscalculate the distance between yourself and the headboard, and flop backwards only catch enough headboard to crack the back of your skull. Thanks to the alcohol or drugs involved in this faux pas, most sufferers only feel the true effects of bedhead when they awake to a large awkward lump on the back of their head.
A common reaction of the bedheadee is to pick up the phone and bitch at whomever they were out with the previous night for allowing them to get their asses kicked. While it's a sadly mistaken first notion, the victims of bedhead are, of course, not thinking clearly.

"That guy obviously pulled a bedhead. Check out that lump! AHA!"

Bedhead by Yeah...I went there. And what? February 2, 2009