bedhead

-when u have been laying in bed or sleeping for a long time, and when u get up, your hair is a mess, out of place and needs to be washed/combed...
-messy hair

1: I got bedhead...look at me, im a mess...i need to comb my hair

by blthrskt December 28, 2005

Bedhead

When after a long drinking binge, you miscalculate the distance between yourself and the headboard, and flop backwards only catch enough headboard to crack the back of your skull. Thanks to the alcohol or drugs involved in this faux pas, most sufferers only feel the true effects of bedhead when they awake to a large awkward lump on the back of their head.
A common reaction of the bedheadee is to pick up the phone and bitch at whomever they were out with the previous night for allowing them to get their asses kicked. While it's a sadly mistaken first notion, the victims of bedhead are, of course, not thinking clearly.

"That guy obviously pulled a bedhead. Check out that lump! AHA!"

by Yeah...I went there. And what? February 2, 2009

Bedhead

The act of masturbating on the hosts pillow during a party. After which someone passes out in the bed and wakes up with messy sticky cum covered hair.

"Dude, fuck that bitch. Give her some nice bedhead"

by trainwreck527 July 20, 2008

bedhead

when you are awoken by your significant other perform fallatio.

Nothing says "Good Morning, Rise and Shine" like a lil' bedhead!

by Filthy Rich July 3, 2002

Bedhead

A racial slur for a person of Asian ethnicity.

Reason 1. The shape of their eyes resemble someone who just woke up.

Reason 2. The history of opium use in Asia and the relation to the term opium dreams. Also inferring their eyes resemble someone who is high or groggy from a deep dream.

Reason 3. Millennial Asians tend to use a large variety and abundant amount of hair products in an attempt to individualize themselves or resemble a more western style. The popular hair product brand Bed Head links the term to the trend.

Why do bedheads tend to sit only with other bedheads in the cafeteria?

Quick! Hide the dog from the bedheads!

I don't like all thelse new bedhead influences: kpop, jpop, hologram anime concerts and samurai manbuns...

These unpronounceable bedhead names are hilarious *obviously misprounouncing* "cahloog" "yoshitoshi" "ching chong park ngwin."

by WrittenByABedhead September 24, 2016

bedhead

waking up with a bj first thing with her/it/gagging ,chocking,suffecating. gasping for air; tears in eyes, eyes rolled back with a stupid looking smile...broken...nice-btw all consensual.

... wish i had someone to use "bedhead with"...T_T...

by MasterOfMeatoilet January 13, 2024

bedhead beauty

A personal look and style that only happens when you first wake up in the morning until you decide to leave your home. Also, the lowest effort makeup and hair application when you are 'slumming' it for the day. The bedhead beauty's catch praise is 'I woke up like this.' Bedhead hair has seen the run way many times, but was not translated into a makeup routine until recently. Men perceive this style as 'natural' and 'no makeup,' women translate it as 'minimal makeup.'

Originally coined by Chaudie on her blog "Glided Leggings," when referring to Emma Watson and her makeup kit posted by MTV

Although my style tastes are different, I want that type of beauty when i wake up in the morning. That's right, Emma Watson is my standard for 'bedhead beauty.'

by Gilded Leggings May 12, 2014