Bedhead

When after a long drinking binge, you miscalculate the distance between yourself and the headboard, and flop backwards only catch enough headboard to crack the back of your skull. Thanks to the alcohol or drugs involved in this faux pas, most sufferers only feel the true effects of bedhead when they awake to a large awkward lump on the back of their head.
A common reaction of the bedheadee is to pick up the phone and bitch at whomever they were out with the previous night for allowing them to get their asses kicked. While it's a sadly mistaken first notion, the victims of bedhead are, of course, not thinking clearly.
"That guy obviously pulled a bedhead. Check out that lump! AHA!"
by Yeah...I went there. And what? February 03, 2009
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Bedhead

The act of masturbating on the hosts pillow during a party. After which someone passes out in the bed and wakes up with messy sticky cum covered hair.
"Dude, fuck that bitch. Give her some nice bedhead"
by trainwreck527 May 12, 2007
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bedhead

-when u have been laying in bed or sleeping for a long time, and when u get up, your hair is a mess, out of place and needs to be washed/combed...
-messy hair
1: I got bedhead...look at me, im a mess...i need to comb my hair
by blthrskt October 27, 2005
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bedhead

when you are awoken by your significant other perform fallatio.
Nothing says "Good Morning, Rise and Shine" like a lil' bedhead!
by Filthy Rich July 03, 2002
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Magic bedhead

When you wake up and instead of destroyed hair your hair is positioned perfectly
by Killnarnar February 10, 2015
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bedhead beauty

A personal look and style that only happens when you first wake up in the morning until you decide to leave your home. Also, the lowest effort makeup and hair application when you are 'slumming' it for the day. The bedhead beauty's catch praise is 'I woke up like this.' Bedhead hair has seen the run way many times, but was not translated into a makeup routine until recently. Men perceive this style as 'natural' and 'no makeup,' women translate it as 'minimal makeup.'

Originally coined by Chaudie on her blog "Glided Leggings," when referring to Emma Watson and her makeup kit posted by MTV
Although my style tastes are different, I want that type of beauty when i wake up in the morning. That's right, Emma Watson is my standard for 'bedhead beauty.'
by Gilded Leggings March 30, 2014
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bedhead cunt

a person who consistantly wakes up with bedhead and refuses to do anything about it or denies having bedhead
bob; hey mary check out your bedhead, might wanna fix that gonna meet the parents today

mary; what do you mean my hair is fine

bob; but you look like a bedhead cunt ya usless bitch
by lytral 79 August 04, 2009
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