Any action resulting in the uncontrolled or premature loss of urinary or colorectal function. Thus resulting in a soaking or soiling of ones undergarments and or exterior clothing.
I was eating the bestchili dog in the world when I got scared by a squirrel and had the worst bencident ever. Now I need a shower
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)