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Ben the Ben 

The definitions of an empire known to Great Britain and America. He thinks he is the best person in the world although he is better than Landon. He is 13 years old and is 3 feet tall. He shall now be known as the next great emperor.
I am emperor Ben THE Ben! KNEEL DOWN BEFORE ME PHEASANTS!!!
Ben the Ben by Jackylackyslk February 8, 2024
Words you can keep

Ben The Big Homo 

Ben is the biggest homo youll ever meet like he will annoy u until eternity ends then he will decieve u to go to his house then fuck u.
oh look its Ben The Big Homo

The Ben Plate 

Like an L-Plate, except you use 4 extra rizla's on the end instead of a mere 1, fucking hard to roll.
I'm Not ready for "The Ben Plate, im already fucked of my face
The Ben Plate by Ben.Waller December 4, 2010

The Ben Wells 

The act of ejaculating in another's nostril, then snot rocketing it out into a bowl, to be later ingested by the family dog. The name originates from it's founder, as it is widely believed he was the first to ever take part in this act.
Person A: Hey, Alex, are you up for doing 'The Ben Wells'?
Person B: Wow, no way man, I have a nostril infection
Person A: Ahhhh daannnggggggg I don't know anyone else with a dog, when do you reckon It'll be okay?

The Ben Franklin 

the act of running a buzzer across the top of someone's head as they are fellating you, hence, rendering them bald on top and leaving their hair longer on the sides. (note: may be more successful when performed in a manner that appears spontaneous to the fellator).
I gave Desiree the Ben Franklin last night--she had her bifocals down around her mankles.

spend the ben

To turn the corner fast and light you the fuck up
Don't make me spend the ben

The Ben Fund 

An amount of money clubbed together between friends to pay for drinks / food when out together, similar to a "whip" or "kitty", but termed as such based on it being started on Ben's birthday....
Get this round from "the Ben Fund"
The Ben Fund by Sllimr February 3, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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