Ed: Hey man! Your fucking stupid!
Joe: What bitch! *clubs Ed in the head*
Jim *just arrived*: Whoah, what happened here?
Joe: Nothing, I just clubbed him in the head.
Jim: Oh, oh well.
Noun. Used in the preterite/past tense only. In a hand of poker, smashing one's opponent entirely (a.k.a. MEGA PWNAGE) via slow playing a pocket pair pre flop, and making a set. If this scenario results in massivetable domination, it is known as being Clubbed.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.