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Ben Wall 

The epitome of the average American child. Plays Sports. Reads Books. Plays video-games. Gets Acceptable Grades. Is the person in your friend group who makes it a "group" but is still the last person in the group that comes to mind. You can refer to a Ben Wall as a "Benji" a "BWall" or just use the term itself.
"Oh, that's my Benji Boy!"
"Where the heck is that Bwall? Oh. He was right here, blending right in."
"You are the Ben Wall of this team! Keep it up!"
"Your grades are Ben Wall level son!"
Ben Wall by NoahKiriakW March 7, 2017
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ben wallace free throw 

When you miss, or airball, a free throw. The Ben Wallace Free Throw is often confused with the Shaq Free Throw. The only difference in the two is that Shaq rarely airballs the fucking shot like Ben Wallace does.
(guy 1 airballs free throw)

Guy 2: "Man, you suck. That's the 12th Ben Wallace free throw you've shot all night."
ben wallace free throw by D-Miles August 13, 2006

Ben Waller 

Namely a boring person, can be seen being bitter or spiteful.
Natural habitat is a cave or marsh land.
See boreasaurus
Person 1 "I'm not coming out tonight"
Person 2 "Oh stop being such a Ben Waller"
Ben Waller by C.Stevo95 October 19, 2016

Ben Wallace 

Ben Wallace of the Detroit Pistons. One sick defensive player who has massive amounts of rebounds, steals and blocks. Will help the Pistons win another championship this year.
Man, Ben Wallace shut down Vince Carter/Shaq/Yao/LeBron/Anyone who plays the Pistons.
Ben Wallace by hawkdude56 February 10, 2005

Ben Wallace 

Starting center for the Chicago Bulls. An incredible defender in the paint. Grabs tons of boards, and blocks shots, too. Does a lot of things that don't show up in the box score, like tip rebounds and intimidate the opposition. Kinda short for a center, but extremely strong to make up for it. On offense, he can't shoot or post-up, but he can set solid screens and pass suprisingly well. Will take a lot of flak (unfairly, IMO), if the Bulls get swept by the Pistons.
"I had to bail you out with those free-throws."
-Ben Wallace, to Ben Gordon, after hitting 7 out of 8

"Don't playa-hate."
-Ali G, to Ben Wallace
Ben Wallace by Rfederer8 May 28, 2007

ben wallace 

a great basketball player. best on defensive, mad large afro, plays for teh detroit pistons. Scary as hell. Last mother fucker i would want to see in a alley by myself, though outside basketball is a very nice person. Said to be able to curl like 400 pounds, though i don't belive it.

ben wallace 

The best all around defensive player in the NBA including rebounds and blocks.
Ben Wallace packed the fuck out of Shaq in last night's game.
ben wallace by Kyle Smith July 7, 2004