15 definitions by Kyle Smith

dicklap

A dicklap is when all the fat from your fatass stomach overlaps your tiny dick so it can't be seen.

Fatass patrick Kippert probably has a dicklap with all that fat stretch on his belly, and we all know he has a small zub.

by Kyle Smith July 5, 2004

Even thoug it is pretty much impossible to do, it is similar to a queef, but you fucking fart out your cock.

I was fuckin your mom in the ass when all a sudden i chiffed in her asshole. She said it felt extremely nice.

by Kyle Smith July 5, 2004

somebody who is of 4 different unusual races, like a chinese, black, indian, and arab.

anthony is a fuckin quarter and gets beat up at school at everyday because he looks like a fuckin retart quarter

by Kyle Smith July 6, 2004

An insult to say to fatfuck people because they have stretch mark.

Hey Pam, why r u such a fatfuck stretch you mayo butter cunt slut.

by Kyle Smith July 6, 2004

To have fuck with some cunt who's already dead, fuck fuck fuckin gross.

Pam deadfucked David Dixon after david choked on mayo pizza and died.

by Kyle Smith July 25, 2004

when one fuckin fucks a fuck fuck fucking cow or bull

paul cow fucks every fuck fuck fuckin cow he fuckin sees

by Kyle Smith July 6, 2004

The best all around defensive player in the NBA including rebounds and blocks.

Ben Wallace packed the fuck out of Shaq in last night's game.

by Kyle Smith July 7, 2004