Lakers

One of the weakest teams in the NBA now that they traded Shaq to the Heat. Kobe averaging 27 ppg, but that is pretty much it. He will leave soon, as will everyone else because coaching staff sucks ass. The fans, since they are a bunch of Hollywood pissants, will begin leaving.
Ever since the Lakers traded Shaq, they suck some serious dick.
by hawkdude56 April 23, 2005
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maroon 5

terrible band recording terrible music with terrible music videos with greasy grandmas and the lead singer boning some wriggly chick.
man, maroon 5 sucks dude
yes, yes they do
by hawkdude56 February 03, 2005
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clay aiken

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay GAY GAY GAY
good god clay aiken is extremely gay
by hawkdude56 April 20, 2005
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Ben Wallace

Ben Wallace of the Detroit Pistons. One sick defensive player who has massive amounts of rebounds, steals and blocks. Will help the Pistons win another championship this year.
Man, Ben Wallace shut down Vince Carter/Shaq/Yao/LeBron/Anyone who plays the Pistons.
by hawkdude56 February 11, 2005
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Calgary

The best city in Canada. Has the Flames, the new Stampeders, and the Calgary Stampede, the greatest outdoor show on earth. Madtroll, you are a dick and have probably never been to Calgary. It's a beautiful city full of life and culture. You are probably a redneck bumpkin living in Alabama. But that's besides the point. Calgary is a great city. Hot girls, good bars, good times.
Dude, let's go to Calgary. It's sweet.
by hawkdude56 April 23, 2005
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Atlanta Hawks

Worst team in the NBA.
Sweet! The Hornets play the Hawks next, so that's a win right there!
by hawkdude56 May 05, 2005
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Emeka Okafor

Rookie sensation out of UCONN. Won the Rookie of the Year award, and led rookies in pretty much every category. However, plays for a terrible team (Charlotte Bobcats), so it kind of sucks.
by hawkdude56 May 05, 2005
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