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Beltane

Beltane or Bealtaine, meaning 'bright fire', is an ancient Gaelic outdoor sex party, held on May 1st or May Day to celebrate the beginning of summer and the end of winter.

The party would normally last for 24 hours, with food, non-alcoholic and alcoholic beverages available for people to consume, with most people remaining in a state of undress, taking part in sexual activities, such as threesomes, gangbangs, or orgies.

It would normally take place within a forest, wood, or grass area, sometimes near a lake or a body of water, with enough clearing for small open bonfires in fire baskets, or on the floor surrounded by large stones to stop spreading.
Are you doing Beltane this year?
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Beltane

Aunt Kat vividly described the huge bonfires and colorful rituals she had witnessed at the Beltane festival in Edinburgh as a girl.
by Your Grim Reaper June 24, 2003
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Bettaneye

Used by the speaker talking about themselves to others to emphasise the fact that they had better do something, usually a task or a chore that they are not keen on doing.

Spoken with a cut accent... Betta - neye

Can be used with Bettado Bettenyou see other definitions

Spelling is traditionally open to interpretation
Clive "I had better go to the shops and get some more Hobnobs, Bettaneye"

Maude "Yes, you Bettado, Bettenyou"
by thewave103 July 9, 2009
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beltnecked

To get wasted drunk beyond belief, to the point wher one is sitting naked on a public bus with ones pants around ones ankles and ones own belt around ones own neck.
'Dude you were pretty wasted when you left that party, but you were still with a chick How did it go in the end?'

'I can't remember. I was beltnecked'
by Mack P Silk September 27, 2005
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Beltandin

1. To repeatedly steer conversations and attention to yourself by creating wild and imaginative stories.

2. An Attention Whore on interweb message boards who continually shines the spotlight on wild and fantastic antics.

3. A future VH1 "Behind the Music" reference when somone makes it in the recording industry and their dirty little secrets are revealed.
1. "Dude! Quit being a Beltandin, no one believes all that crap can happen to one person!!"

2. "OMFG! Look at that Beltandin, he kicked his lesbian wife to the curb and is hypnotized by a pair of 19 year old knockers!"

3. "Much like the mythical Beltandin, superstar Mr. X was arrested for public nudity and transporting a minor across state lines in his early 20's."
by n00b January 2, 2005
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betane

Amazing person with a super unique name and she’s upset so I made this for her
She’s hilarious, funny, will grab a wooden spoon out on you and us just all over amazing
A: have you met Betane
B: yeah she just slapped me with a wooden spoon
A: *laughter*
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Beltage

To have sex with. Engage in intercourse. Make sweet love.
My balls are blue from the lack of beltage.

Fergal gave me good beltage last night.
by Beltage April 19, 2019
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