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Below Me 

If repeated outloud several times, it is reminescent of the words "blow me". Comedically used by "Sean Connery" on Celebrity Jeopardy, a skit on the TV show Saturday Night Live.
Alex: "Below me... Below me... I don't get it."
Sean: "Oh I'm sure you do you cannadian ponce."
Below Me by Jesus of Nazarath April 15, 2007
Words you can keep

bark like a dog. Your below me moron 

powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)
"Type like a human."
"bark like a dog. Your below me moron"

Help me severely overdo the text box for the mug ad below this definition so it looks funny 

Falaron: "Hopefully I can get the mug overfilled by voting yes on the definition of 'Help me severely overdo the text box for the mug ad below this definition so it looks funny' and then buy it."
Exalothorn: "I doubt it, but hey, it's worth a shot!"

Blow me down 

Blow me down.”
is used to express surprise.
"I could ask Squire for some.”
“Without Captain knowing?”
“I'm sure I could.”
“Blow me down, so ye could.“
Captain Flint in the movie “Treasure island”, UK/USA 1950

blow me like a trumpet 

A nifty phrase you can drop in the workplace that is sure to offend the ultra tight-ass crowd who have difficulty with crude references to body parts or sex.
Why of course it was entirely impulsive, inappropriate and sadly unprofessional for me to state, “well they can blow me like a trumpet!” - I should have better assessed my audience!
1. Command- Perform oral sex upon me.

2. Taunt- similar to f*ck you. a sign of disrespect
1. Hey I'm feelin' horny, why don't you get on your knees and blow me.

2. Hey buddy, if you don't like my attitude, you can blow me
blow me by bonereater84@yahoo.com February 25, 2006

Blow me up Tom 

"Blow me up Tom" is the official exit of callers on the Tom Leykis show, a syndicated national radio program that airs in the afternoon/evening. The request is followed by an explosion sound and then the call is terminated.
That's all I have to say, thanks for taking my call. Blow me up, Tom!
Blow me up Tom by BMcC August 28, 2004
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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