BE-LOW-ME

BE-LOW-ME is just another way of saying blow me bitch! A way of saying it for retards who can't understand BLOW ME!

Hey you! why don't you get on your knees and BE LOW ME!!!!!

Hey Bitch stop filling your mouth with this bullshit and get your knee pads so you can BE LOW ME!!!!

by The Outlaw Chris April 2, 2005

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bark like a dog. Your below me moron

powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)

"Type like a human."
"bark like a dog. Your below me moron"

by anonymous April 23, 2023

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Below Me

If repeated outloud several times, it is reminescent of the words "blow me". Comedically used by "Sean Connery" on Celebrity Jeopardy, a skit on the TV show Saturday Night Live.

Alex: "Below me... Below me... I don't get it."
Sean: "Oh I'm sure you do you cannadian ponce."

by Jesus of Nazarath April 15, 2007

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by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity August 16, 2019

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below mendoza

An amount (usually of money) less than $200. Named for Mario Mendoza, a shortstop whose batting average hovered around .200, and now used as shorthand for a player whose godawful hitting means he shouldn't be in the majors.

"How the fuck am I gonna make rent this month? It's only the 15th and my checking account is already below Mendoza."

by qalachaki January 31, 2019

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