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Bellsprout 

1. A pokemon

2. An abusive and insulting term. To call someone a pokemon is insulting but its even worse with the word bell in it. Also easier than saying "bellend". The terms "weeping bell" and "victreebell" may also be used depending on the degree of abuse and humiliation that is needed
A: "I can't believe you're not coming tonight - what a bellsprout you are!"
Bellsprout by Rick James 2.0 November 14, 2007
Achingly beautiful, stunningly intelligent male, steeped in deafening awesomeness and even boasting impressive 'guns'.
There's a guy at work I totally fancy who has the looks of Brad Pitt and the brain of Stephen Hawking... he's a total bellser!
Bellser by Ivana T April 16, 2011

Bellsprout 

1. A Pokemon

2. A slang term for someone with an uncircumcised penis. The foreskin of the uncut penis resembles the mouth of Bellsprout and Bellsprout's head resembles the head of a penis.
Girl: I finally had sex with Juan last night for the first time.
Friend: Damn girl! How was it? What was his penis like?
Girl: It was actually kinda weird looking. He had a Bellsprout!!
Bellsprout by The_Goods85 April 7, 2016

Bellsprout 

A Bellsprout as said before is a pokemon but can also be used as a way of calling someone a bellend. It is a much more humerous way to call someone a bellend and also if you are in high school it would be better if you called someone a bellsprout rather than a bellend as you wont get in trouble for calling a fellow class mate a pokemon.
Can also be used if you have a bit of a faggot (who will cry) if you call them names example:

Man:yo you're a bellend!
Faggot: *runs off crying*

Man:yo you're a bellsprout!
Faggot:lol why are you calling me a pokemon?
Man:Actually you are a bellend!
Faggot: *runs off crying*
Bellsprout by Robsta27 May 22, 2006

Bellsprout 

1) Pokémon #69 (I am not joking)

2) An alternative to the word “Bellend” that is less likely to get you in trouble

3) A word to describe an uncircumcised penis
Guy: Wanna have sex?
Girl: Yes
Guy: *takes off pants*
Girl: What a Bellsprout.
Guy: What do Pokémon have to do with this?
Girl: Your dick looks like a Bellsprout.
Guy: You’re calling me a bellend, ain’t you?

Bellsprout 

Another word for fellatio, sucking dick or giving head. Named because the Pokémon, Bellsprout, looks like it’d suck the life out of a Weiner.
For Valentine’s Day, I’m going to make his favorite dinner, go to a movie and then head home and bellsprout him.
Bellsprout by Dftrm08x January 27, 2018
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