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The BEST Pokémon.
Why? Because it is the most adorable Pokémon to exist. It is a Normal-type fox-like Pokémon that is why at first. But, if you become friends with it, it is the most loving, eager, and fluffy Pokémon to exist.
Generational status of Eevee:
Gen 1:
Eevee
Vaporeon
Jolteon
Flareon
Gen 2:
Espeon
Umbreon
Gen 3:
No new Eevees? You suck.
Gen 4:
Leafeon
Glaceon
Gen 5:
No new Eevees? You suck.
Gen 6:
Sylveon
Gen 7:
The best gen
Gen 8:
No new Eevees? You suck.
Gen 9:
A final boss using only Eeveeloutions. AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!
Why? Because it is the most adorable Pokémon to exist. It is a Normal-type fox-like Pokémon that is why at first. But, if you become friends with it, it is the most loving, eager, and fluffy Pokémon to exist.
Generational status of Eevee:
Gen 1:
Eevee
Vaporeon
Jolteon
Flareon
Gen 2:
Espeon
Umbreon
Gen 3:
No new Eevees? You suck.
Gen 4:
Leafeon
Glaceon
Gen 5:
No new Eevees? You suck.
Gen 6:
Sylveon
Gen 7:
The best gen
Gen 8:
No new Eevees? You suck.
Gen 9:
A final boss using only Eeveeloutions. AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: What’s your favorite Pokémon?
Person 2: Eevee.
Person 1: We are friends.
Person 3: Mine is Pikachu.
Person 1: You see this? It’s a gun.
Person 2: Eevee.
Person 1: We are friends.
Person 3: Mine is Pikachu.
Person 1: You see this? It’s a gun.
by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023
Person 1: Hey! Try out this trick in Pokémon Scarlet and Violet!
Person 2: OK…
Person 2: *falls through world*
Person 2: OK…
Person 2: *falls through world*
by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023
Scenario 1:
Student: Can we please have a fun day?
Teacher: No, you have schoolwork to do!
Scenario 2:
Kid: Mom, can I watch TV or play a game?
Mom: No, you have homework to do!
Student: Can we please have a fun day?
Teacher: No, you have schoolwork to do!
Scenario 2:
Kid: Mom, can I watch TV or play a game?
Mom: No, you have homework to do!
by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023
1) Pokémon #69 (I am not joking)
2) An alternative to the word “Bellend” that is less likely to get you in trouble
3) A word to describe an uncircumcised penis
2) An alternative to the word “Bellend” that is less likely to get you in trouble
3) A word to describe an uncircumcised penis
Guy: Wanna have sex?
Girl: Yes
Guy: *takes off pants*
Girl: What a Bellsprout.
Guy: What do Pokémon have to do with this?
Girl: Your dick looks like a Bellsprout.
Guy: You’re calling me a bellend, ain’t you?
Girl: Yes
Guy: *takes off pants*
Girl: What a Bellsprout.
Guy: What do Pokémon have to do with this?
Girl: Your dick looks like a Bellsprout.
Guy: You’re calling me a bellend, ain’t you?
by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023
The best Eeveeloution to use in a playthrough of Pokémon Red, Blue, FireRed, and LeafGreen. This is due to it having a high special attack stat, and outspeeding most threats if given a speed boosting move. Jolteon has 130 base speed, but not a high enough special attack. While Flareon has a base 130 attack stat, it is useless, because all fire-type moves, even Fire Punch and Flare Blitz were special when these games were made, giving Flareon no physical STAB. However, if you are playing any other game, Umbreon is best due to being one of the earliest fully evolved dark-type Pokémon you can obtain. And for all you nasty, horny zoophiles out there, go fuck yourselves, you animals.
Person 1: What’s your favorite Eeveeloution?
Person 2: Vaporeon.
Person 1: Okay, why?
Person 2: It has good stats.
Random person: I like it because it is fuckable.
Person 1 and 2: Go die, you motherfucker.
Person 2: Vaporeon.
Person 1: Okay, why?
Person 2: It has good stats.
Random person: I like it because it is fuckable.
Person 1 and 2: Go die, you motherfucker.
by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023
A doctor who rips your mouth apart, puts sharp, scary, evil tools in there, and once he/she is done causing physical pain, you are charged $1000 per tooth. These people are the spawn os satan himself.
Kid: Why does my tooth hurt?
Mom: Let’s go see the dentist to find out.
Kid: NOOOOO PLEASE KILL MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom: Let’s go see the dentist to find out.
Kid: NOOOOO PLEASE KILL MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023
The most disgusting video to ever exist. Many people will let their friends, who do not know about it, watch the video and vomit. The video goes like so:
2 girls having lesbian sex
1 takes a shit into a glass cup
The other proceeds to eat the feces.
They then take turns vomiting the feces into each other's mouths.
I am glad that I have not actually watched the video myself, as I would not be able to look at chocolate milk the same.
2 girls having lesbian sex
1 takes a shit into a glass cup
The other proceeds to eat the feces.
They then take turns vomiting the feces into each other's mouths.
I am glad that I have not actually watched the video myself, as I would not be able to look at chocolate milk the same.
Person 1: Have you seen 2 girls 1 cup?
Person 2: No
Person 1: I want to film your reaction.
Person 2: Okaaay… It's not bad, is it?
Person 1: Totally not.
Person 2: You. Mother. Fucker.
Person 2: Vomits in person 1's face
Person 2: No
Person 1: I want to film your reaction.
Person 2: Okaaay… It's not bad, is it?
Person 1: Totally not.
Person 2: You. Mother. Fucker.
Person 2: Vomits in person 1's face
by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023