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To chop off, cut, slice, etc. someones head.
King Henry VIII beheaded two of his six wives
behead by Joe Riekhof May 24, 2007
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The act of separating the head of a person from their body. Usually done with a knife, axe, sword, etc.
Teenager 1:"If I ever see that bully again I think I will behead her with a knife from the school cafeteria!"
Teenager 2: "Whoa you can't do that, dude!"
behead by dj crackpot October 26, 2017
To behead means to cut one's head.
The guards beheaded the criminal for trying to escape.
Behead by PiPd1234 November 21, 2023

behead the brown tortoise 

Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.
"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."
behead the brown tortoise by A Dub November 10, 2008

bed then behead 

Smash and Dash- French Revolution style
that hot bitch was one i wanted to bed then behead.
Baehead is your little baby. Can be a male or female.

Synonyms - Bae, babe, baby
Girl - "What you got my named saved under in your phone daddy?"

Boy - "Baehead baby."
Girl - "Aww, I love you zaddy."
baehead by Dont.fuckin.worry. December 19, 2017
A whiny toad found throughout various regions of Los Angeles that has been known to support location spoofing and destroy evidence when those it supports have been implicated.
I just stepped on bedead, and it squeaked, "LA PANDA!", before reporting me for harassing it.
bedead by bedead February 6, 2014
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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