behead 

To chop off, cut, slice, etc. someones head.

King Henry VIII beheaded two of his six wives

behead by Joe Riekhof May 24, 2007

behead 

The act of separating the head of a person from their body. Usually done with a knife, axe, sword, etc.

Teenager 1:"If I ever see that bully again I think I will behead her with a knife from the school cafeteria!"
Teenager 2: "Whoa you can't do that, dude!"

behead by dj crackpot October 26, 2017

Behead 

To behead means to cut one's head.

The guards beheaded the criminal for trying to escape.

Behead by PiPd1234 November 21, 2023

behead the brown tortoise 

Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.

"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."

behead the brown tortoise by A Dub November 10, 2008

bed then behead 

Smash and Dash- French Revolution style

that hot bitch was one i wanted to bed then behead.

bed then behead by Monsieur Talleyrand February 15, 2010

baehead 

Baehead is your little baby. Can be a male or female.

Synonyms - Bae, babe, baby

Girl - "What you got my named saved under in your phone daddy?"

Boy - "Baehead baby."
Girl - "Aww, I love you zaddy."

baehead by Dont.fuckin.worry. December 19, 2017

bedead 

A whiny toad found throughout various regions of Los Angeles that has been known to support location spoofing and destroy evidence when those it supports have been implicated.

I just stepped on bedead, and it squeaked, "LA PANDA!", before reporting me for harassing it.

bedead by bedead February 6, 2014