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The act of separating the head of a person from their body. Usually done with a knife, axe, sword, etc.
Teenager 1:"If I ever see that bully again I think I will behead her with a knife from the school cafeteria!"
Teenager 2: "Whoa you can't do that, dude!"
behead by dj crackpot October 26, 2017
To behead means to cut one's head.
The guards beheaded the criminal for trying to escape.
Behead by PiPd1234 November 21, 2023

behead the brown tortoise 

Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.
"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."
behead the brown tortoise by A Dub November 10, 2008

bed then behead 

that hot bitch was one i wanted to bed then behead.
Baehead is your little baby. Can be a male or female.

Synonyms - Bae, babe, baby
Girl - "What you got my named saved under in your phone daddy?"

Boy - "Baehead baby."
Girl - "Aww, I love you zaddy."
baehead by Dont.fuckin.worry. December 19, 2017
A whiny toad found throughout various regions of Los Angeles that has been known to support location spoofing and destroy evidence when those it supports have been implicated.
I just stepped on bedead, and it squeaked, "LA PANDA!", before reporting me for harassing it.
bedead by bedead February 6, 2014