bedead 

A whiny toad found throughout various regions of Los Angeles that has been known to support location spoofing and destroy evidence when those it supports have been implicated.

I just stepped on bedead, and it squeaked, "LA PANDA!", before reporting me for harassing it.

bedead by bedead February 6, 2014

You be Dead 

A classic taunt on Unreal Tournament. Used to annoy people.

I obliterate somebody
Mr.Freezie: You be dead!
Somebody:SHUT UP

You be Dead by Mr.Freezie May 12, 2004

beheaded kamikaze 

the best enemy that has ever been created for a game. it is so annoying that its funny, making it the best. the game serious sam has it. the beheaed kamikaze runs at you in a strait line yelling a death cry attempting to blow up in your face. it is bearchested, with brown geans,headles, with 2 black ball like bombs in its hands. youll hear this enemy in your sleep

death cry = AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA etc.

beheaded kamikaze by Gunboy April 15, 2004

You'll Be Dead 

The Meme from Star Wars: Episode IV A New Hope in which Cornelius Evazan confronts Luke after seeing his friend, Ponda Baba growl at him, and tells Luke that they are "Wanted Men" and the he has the death sentence in twelve systems. Luke replies with "I'll be careful then" as Evazan says "YOU'LL BE DEAD!"

Cornelius: "He doesn't like you."

Luke: "I'm sorry."

Cornelius: "I don't like you either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems."

Luke: "I'll be careful then."

Cornelius: "YOU'LL BE DEAD!"

You'll Be Dead by Illbedead5 August 24, 2010

behead 

To chop off, cut, slice, etc. someones head.

King Henry VIII beheaded two of his six wives

behead by Joe Riekhof May 24, 2007

bone be dead 

Dick that can't get hard.
Erectile dysfunction.

"My man's bone be dead an I got to get me some."

"Dr. Kaz be givin' my honey some C-Alice cuz his bone be dead."

"Oh honey..my coochie be cryin' cuz my man's bone be dead."

bone be dead by blossombaby August 9, 2012

bedhead 

-when u have been laying in bed or sleeping for a long time, and when u get up, your hair is a mess, out of place and needs to be washed/combed...
-messy hair

1: I got bedhead...look at me, im a mess...i need to comb my hair

bedhead by blthrskt December 28, 2005