behead
behead by Joe Riekhof May 24, 2007
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behead
The act of separating the head of a person from their body. Usually done with a knife, axe, sword, etc.
Teenager 1:"If I ever see that bully again I think I will behead her with a knife from the school cafeteria!"
Teenager 2: "Whoa you can't do that, dude!"
Teenager 2: "Whoa you can't do that, dude!"
behead by dj crackpot October 26, 2017
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behead the brown tortoise
Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.
"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."
behead the brown tortoise by A Dub November 10, 2008
bed then behead
bed then behead by Monsieur Talleyrand February 15, 2010
baehead
Girl - "What you got my named saved under in your phone daddy?"
Boy - "Baehead baby."
Girl - "Aww, I love you zaddy."
Boy - "Baehead baby."
Girl - "Aww, I love you zaddy."
baehead by Dont.fuckin.worry. December 19, 2017
bedead
A whiny toad found throughout various regions of Los Angeles that has been known to support location spoofing and destroy evidence when those it supports have been implicated.
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