Begon

A begon is someone who doesn’t fit in with the group, contribute to discussions and most of the time just stands there. Usually they will stare at you when you talk and like all your posts on Instagram in a burst.

“I really like Tyler but he’s such a begon, I wish he’d just say something instead of standing there!”

“Oscar liked all my posts on Instagram last night, he’s turning into a begon”

by yungdaggerdickthatsmyhandleyuh January 10, 2019

begon

a begon is a small troll usualy with distorted and crooked teeth, a v-neck lineup, cock eyed and weres aero cargo shorts during the winter

jajaja did u see that begon? sure did i beat up a begon the other day

by anonymous987654321.123456789 May 16, 2011

Begon Thot!

Used when a thot is disturbing your gaming experience

Thot: Hey SOCKSFOR1?
BaldFor1: BEGON THOT! I PLAY HEROES OF THE STORM!
All Thots in a 5 mile radius: RUN ITS A HEROES OF THE STORM PLAYER

by Thot_Slayer69 January 17, 2022

BEGON THOT

Said when a thot is disturbing your gaming experience

Thot: hey Baldfor1 wanna come with me?
Baldfor1: BEGON THOT I PLAY HEROES OF THE STORM!
All thots in a 5 mile radius: RUN IT'S A VIRGIN AND HE PLAYS HEROES OF THE STORM!

by Thot_Slayer69 January 17, 2022

Before my life began (BMLB)

Before my life began (BMLB) is from the “going full common playbook” of things a man can say when he is about to drop to one knee and put a ring on it! This phrase is also used when writing one’s own wedding vows to negate all of the “macking” you perpetrated before you met your wife — especially if old lovers are at the wedding and you want to throw a final elbow or two in their general direction. To use this phrase and sell it it, you must be at least 75% sincere AND say it with a straight face! After all you did invite ex’s to the wedding to make a point, didn’t you?

Him: Baby, none of them matter! That all happened before my life began (BMLB)
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love

Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 27, 2022

Begone Thot

A phrase used to banish thots back to where they came from.

Boy: BEGONE THOT!
Thot : Oh no, I can feel the power of the thot slayer.
Boy: My work here is done.

by xXDefyer69Xx June 14, 2018

It never began

A phrase, often used in the Blackpill Community, indicating that it was over for a certain person before it even began.

Dave: Wow, Maddy just looked hella disgusted at you when you asked her out for prom. It's over for you, Bro.

Brad: It's actually not over, Steve. It never began for me.

by Eulero June 19, 2022