Befuddlement

The general idea of being confused, and just as the word sounds like, fuddled. The kindof feeling you get when your mind is foggy. Like when it’s daylight savings. Or Chris Pratt at any given moment.

*first morning of finals week*
Person who got three hours of sleep: *walks into class*
Everyone else: *are screaming, crying, dancing around in a daze*
Person who got three hours of sleep: “what’s going on in here?” *is clearly in a daze* “I don’t understand!”
Person who also got three hours of sleep: “oh don’t have so much befuddlement, it’s finals week”

Befuddlement by ConfuseASponge February 25, 2018

Befuddlement

Something so confusing that you don't have any way to draw any other emotion out of it

"this mans life is the greatest demonstration of befuddlement in my life

Befuddlement by pixj October 16, 2023

Facebook Befuddlement 

The act of changing your profile picture to confuse your friends.

This picture must:
1. Never have your face featured
2. Leave your friends so confused, that they think of a) Killing themselves; or b) Quiting Facebook

If you notice a sudden loss of friends, and/or an increase in suicide parties in your area, your mission is accomplished.

John: "I feel like creating Facebook Befuddlement today."

Greg: "Please don't, John, I've lost half of my family due to these befuddlements!"

John: tl;dl

John: *ATTENTION: CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE TO A CARTOON CHARACTER.... and, uh... Stop child abuse... and yeah.*

Facebook Befuddlement by Dan, The Epic December 7, 2010

Beerfuddlement

The state of being overwhelmed by too numerous beer choices often leading to a state of paralysis -- often accompanied with the fear of making the wrong choice. This condition can occur anywhere a large selection of beer is sold.

He just stood there in beerfuddlement, unable to decide and blocking up the beer aisle.

Beerfuddlement by schrader52 December 28, 2017

Befucklement 

Getting fucked so hard by changes to "the plan" that a person cannot fully comprehend the changes or a way out of the mess. When a person has not fully anticipated all variables, and a change is thrust upon them and it renders them confused and paralyzed by inaction.

Jimmy fell in love with his plan. So much so, that when I told him that we were going a completely different direction, he could only look at me in befucklement.

Befucklement by rumproaster August 9, 2010