Befuddle

To confuse or baffle

They know too much, we must plug their ears with bananas and attempt to befuddle them.

by Brian Abenes April 17, 2004

Befuddle

To insert a cylindrical piece of meat into the anus and then proceed to strike it violently so that it vibrates back and forth

I told you not to befuddle your sister when we have company.

by myster twister November 29, 2009

befuddled

Utterly confused and disordered

This web site is befuddleing

by I'm not tellin August 24, 2003

Befuddled

The feeling or act of being Surprised

It befuddled me that the love of my life thought Kristen Stewart was hott.

by tommehghost June 22, 2009

Befuddled

To be hopeful but confused.

The shit she says leave me befuddled. 2: idk dude thinks she likes you. 1: ya but she never says that or acts on it.

by Titus dyfilid February 19, 2019

Befuddlement

The general idea of being confused, and just as the word sounds like, fuddled. The kindof feeling you get when your mind is foggy. Like when it’s daylight savings. Or Chris Pratt at any given moment.

*first morning of finals week*
Person who got three hours of sleep: *walks into class*
Everyone else: *are screaming, crying, dancing around in a daze*
Person who got three hours of sleep: “what’s going on in here?” *is clearly in a daze* “I don’t understand!”
Person who also got three hours of sleep: “oh don’t have so much befuddlement, it’s finals week”

by ConfuseASponge February 25, 2018

befuddle

To confuse with brouhaha. more fun to say than to write a 3 page essay on.

I befuddled the freshmen with talk of physics and pre-calc.

by Bernzy February 9, 2005