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Mongolian Beefeater 

One who enjoys the act of cunnilingus and willfully disregards excess hair or smell on the beef curtains.
Ralph was ravenous for vagina he didn't care that the pussy wasn't trimmed or washed, he was a Mongolian Beefeater.

Beefeater 

A term used to descibe the guards around the Tower of London, where the Crown jewels are kept. These are ceremonial guardians acquired this term from their high protein diet of meats. The guards original duties included looking after the prisoners, but since the Tower of London is a tourist attraction now they act as tour guides.
On my last vist to the Tower of London, I took a picture with a Beefeater.
Beefeater by UrbanTony February 27, 2010

beefeater 

A person who frequently performs the act of cunnilingus.
With a mustache like that, he must be a major beefeater.
beefeater by Dr. T Money March 5, 2011

Beefeater 

Strong London dry gin. Smells like ISO alcohol. An acquired taste.
Last night I took 7 shots of Beefeater before hitting up the dance in a state of total shitface
Beefeater by NateLa May 26, 2009

Steamrolled Beefeater 

A hot shot of gin.

Preferably beefeater brand, in a plastic shot cup, microwaved to 100 degrees Celsius/212 degrees Fahrenheit.
Bar patron: “do you have a microwave?”

Bartender: “Why?”

Bar patron: “I’m trying to get a steamrolled beefeater for my brother. It’s his birthday and that’s his favorite drink.”

giant beefeater 

shockingly bad present. see series 2 of i'm alan partridge.
- so what did you get for christmas?
- shit all. load of giant beefeater. you?
- same.
giant beefeater by selmabouvier December 18, 2003
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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