Beesed 

The result of using Burt’s Bees chapstick and applying it under and over your eyelids. This causes a tingling and chilling sensation around your eyes and face.

Mom: Did you smoke today?
Chauncelor: No, I’m just hella beesed.

Oh my fucking god I’m beesed out of my mind!

Beesed by Thechauncelor December 21, 2018

beesechurger 

dude what the fuck

John: Hey want a beesechurger?

Joe: Did you just fucking say beesechurger?

John: Autocorrect hate it.

Joe: Why the fuck would beeesechurger be in autocorrect?

John: ... I don't know.

fucking beesechurger

beesechurger by fuckingbeesechurger May 30, 2020

Beered 

1. To become intoxicated by the excessive consumption of beer.

Ex: Sally had a rough day at the office and planned to get beered after work with her divorcee girlfriends.

Beered by LovePez October 19, 2009

beesechurger 

A glitch in the Matrix.

Carl: Beesechurger
Everyone fucking dies

beesechurger by 🤶🏿 March 18, 2018

beesechurger 

The most succulent fruit of nature

capable of making the consumer invincible at the cost of being more at risk of catching the big gay

WELCOM TO MACDAWNALDS DO YOU WANT A PHUCKING BEESECHURGER?
p-please.. I just want to see my wife again...
CHINKIN NUNGET!
*1 beesechurger was added to your inventory*

beesechurger by burnt waffle headass December 6, 2018

beseder 

A Hebrew word currently used in Israel to say Ok or Good

*guy falls of a bike*
Father - Shmeuly, ata beseder?(Shmeuly are you ok?)
Shmeuly- Ken, Aba, Ani beseder.(Yes, Dad, Im ok.)

beseder by Frasier September 19, 2005

roast beefed 

(v.) 1.{literal} ~(ing) is the act of throwing a sandwich, commonly a roast beef sandwich (in a plastic sandwich bag) at an unsuspecting passer-by. 2.{general} to be ~ is to be unsuspectingly attacked, defeated, or rendered into a humiliating situation.

1.
Dude.. did you hear? Will Roast Beefed this random choir dude in the hall.

2.
Shoaib: Aww no that was my last life...
Miranda: YOU JUST GOT RAOST BEEFED!

3.
Parsons: {playing Killer Bunnies} AHHHH I just got Roast Beefed!

roast beefed by Ap Physics May 16, 2006