Beerviert

Racist term against beavers and is very rude and offensive. If said the us swat team will come for you.

John : hey look at that little beerviert
His kids in basement : dude that's racist and not funny.

by crimsun June 16, 2022

beernertia

(physics) the tendency of a body to want to continue to drink beers after the first one, unless acted upon by an external force.

her: why are you drinking ANOTHER beer, you're already hammered!?
him: don't question my beernertia. it's just how the universe works.

pick up an extra case of beer at the store so we don't have to break our beernertia.

by ThusSpakeWill November 6, 2009

beerventory

an inventory of the beer in the fridge.

Guy 1-"Dude, I'm on my way home. Peek in the fridge and do a beerventory for me."

Guy 2-"9 beers in the fridge"

Guy 1-Damn, thats not enough! Ill stop and grab some more."

by chipoperson February 13, 2010

Beerventure

The act of visiting multiple alcoholic establishments in search of a rare type of beer.

Melissa: "Are you home yet?"
Sara: "No, my grandma made me go on a beerventure to find some Shiner Bock Ruby Red."
Melissa: "Did you find any?"
Sara: "Yeah, after we visited 5 other stores!"

by dazedncornfused May 19, 2011

beerverage

A southern cocktail made with any light beer and berry flavored Crystal Light drink mix. Use equal parts beer and Crystal Light (already prepared with water). Natural light is good, but you can also use any light beer available. Garnish with ice and lemon. Good cocktail for ladies, as you will not get sloppy drunk and you will cut calories.

Melissa: Hey Leanne, do you want to come over for some beerverages? I have the beer and the Crystal Light chillin' in the fridge.

Leanne: Oh yeah! That would be perfect, I don't want to drink too much because I have to have dinner with my grandmother later. I'll bring the lemons.

by imswtmelissa August 20, 2011

beerienteering

A pub crawl where a series of pubs must be visited in order based on clues and other navigational information. Consumption of beer at each venue is usually compulsory.

Etymology: contraction of beer + orienteering.

"We got lashed beerienteering last night."

by Bob Franklin November 8, 2003

bervert

A pervert with the name or looks like he has the the name "Bruce".

lol look at that bervert

by Aybuddy December 25, 2016