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Guy 1-"Dude, I'm on my way home. Peek in the fridge and do a beerventory for me."

Guy 2-"9 beers in the fridge"

Guy 1-Damn, thats not enough! Ill stop and grab some more."
by chipoperson February 13, 2010
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The liquid that shoots out of a mustard container when you're expecting mustard, and not mustard juice/liquid.

This ruins a sandwich, even though you may have taken the percaution of squeezing it over the sink before your sandwich.
"damn, I made an awesome sandwich, but then I topped it off with mustard, and I got a nasty mustard shart instead!!"
by chipoperson February 13, 2010
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