The healing power of
beer in various ways:
- Opposite sex becomes miraculously attractive after
beer consumption
-
Beer consumption leads to great superpowers, like dangerous courage & corrosive karaoke breath.
- Beer can suddenly stimulate dormant internal organs to begin processing bodily fluids again! *
* A friend recently told me about an old
buddy who was living out his last days with failing organs.
The doctors had sent him home to be with loved ones as he awaits his passing.
My friend, being the caring & nurturing sort, called his family & asked them if there was any
beer in the house for his old pal. The family members said yes, So my sweet friend told them to let his
buddy drink one last brewski for his final fling!
They agreed, & the man did partake....
Much to their surprise, the infirmed chap's kidneys began to function again on their own, & his strength steadily improved. My
bud's theory is, his kidneys knew exactly what to do with
beer.
Now, you
may call it a spirit stimulation...
I call it a BEERACLE !!!