beeriacle

A beeriacle occurs when the party is getting lame and someone shows up with a case of beer for everyone to enjoy.

Guy 1: *Opens fridge*
Guy 2: Oh shit man there's no beer!!
Guy 1: Damn man, we're going to need a beeriacle!
Guy 3: *Bust threw the front door with a case of beer*
Guy 1 & 2: Hooray a beericle!!
Guy 4: There is a beer god..and he loves us!

by David Winchester May 24, 2008

beericade

A beericade is any device used to block a lunchtime beer from view. It is used by pwned employees who are afraid a fellow co-worker will wander in, see them drinking a beer, and report them.

I had a beer lunch with Bagels today. He was afraid someone would see him drinking a Xingu, so he made a beericade out of the napkin holder.

by moraleboatanchor March 26, 2013

Beeritable

When waiting in a slow line for beer, one becomes irritable.

Bart was beeritable when stuck in line for the Oktoberfest tent.

by Jeffreylicious October 7, 2016

beersacre

When drinking beer leads to an all out massacre of the surrounding area. Typically referring to damage caused by the initial drinking of beer and subsequent use of the beer to destroy property i.e. spray walls, pour into someone's mouth from a high distance, dump on someone's head inside the house and wasting full cans of beer just to dump them straight out on the floor.

Homeowner: How was everything while I was in Yellowdog Park?

Housesitter: Actually, not good. I gotta tell you the truth...there was a beersacre.

Homeowner: A beersacre?

Housesitter: Yeah, it's basically when drinking beer leads to an all out massacre of the surrounding area. Typically referring to damage caused by the initial drinking of beer and subsequent use of the beer to destroy property i.e. spray walls, pour into someone's mouth from a high distance, dump on someone's head inside the house and wasting full cans of beer just to dump them straight out on the floor.

Homeowner: How delightfully articulate!

by HotNurse2000 December 23, 2011

beeracle

When you think you're out of beer but then find one hiding in the back of your fridge.

We're out of booze...wait, it's a beeracle!

by ucfreefall April 1, 2006

Beerable

A word describing the need to have a few beers before finding a person doable

Would you tap that?
Meh, she's beerable

by Schu5t3r December 10, 2011

beeracle

An event that should not happen but still does despite the amount of alcohol ingested by the person to whom it occurs.

Guy 1: Terry shotgunned 24 beers and got so drunk that he forgot his own name, but still hooked up Jen and Rebecca.
Guy 2: What a beeracle.

by Gradez July 26, 2007