Definitions by jfwordsmythe

Phillipenis

The curvature of the male member common t
o guys from the Phillipines or anybody named Phil.

- Where ya from? I've never seen a coxk so curved!

- I'm from the Phillipines, do you like it?

- Heck yeah! I LOVE your Phillipenis!

Phillipenis by jfwordsmythe January 17, 2020

thanatallurist 

One who is fascinated with dying and death beyond a standard understanding.

Lori - you have such an intense interest in how they died - you're such a thanatallurist! You should have been named Morticia!

thanatallurist by jfwordsmythe October 30, 2017

beerficiency 

The process of opening both ends of a beer "suitcase" and pushing all the beers onto the refrigerator shelf while pulling the box out. Beerficiency beer unloads have been known to happen in mere seconds.

Barron...that was QUICK! How did you unload all that beer into the fridge so fast?

Marty, it was simple...beerficiency! Susan taught me!

beerficiency by jfwordsmythe June 6, 2017

front seat yoga 

The act of having some form of "intimacy" in the front seat of a vehicle. "Intimacy" can range from kissing to as much as full-on sex. Front seat yoga has been known to include making footprints on the inside of a windshield and the fogging of windows.

Kristin...my AC controls are all messed up in my car...were you and Jimmy engaged in a little front seat yoga on your date last night??

front seat yoga by jfwordsmythe March 20, 2017

opera singer

One who's sexual being is all about themselves; for example, one who demands that their pleasure is above their partner's. All you can think is "me-me-me-me-me."

Yeah, Kiki and I finally had sex the other night...but she's a bit of an opera singer... you know, "me-me-me-me-me."

opera singer by jfwordsmythe March 17, 2017

proximity error 

When in close proximity to one you care deeply about, or just purely have the raging hots for, you make insanely stupid and inexplicable mistakes.

Lori, I know I really eff'd up our dinner order...but every time I'm near you I suffer major proximity errors! I can't help it...it's what you do to me!

proximity error by jfwordsmythe December 12, 2016

Snark-hurler 

One who habitually tosses snarkish comments into a conversation for the purpose of belittling, punching down, or making themselves feel good about feeling bad.

"What a snark-hurler Tom is! Can you believe all the snark-hurling he did in that last group text??? "

Snark-hurler by jfwordsmythe June 10, 2016