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beericade 

A beericade is any device used to block a lunchtime beer from view. It is used by pwned employees who are afraid a fellow co-worker will wander in, see them drinking a beer, and report them.
I had a beer lunch with Bagels today. He was afraid someone would see him drinking a Xingu, so he made a beericade out of the napkin holder.
beericade by moraleboatanchor March 26, 2013

Beericide 

The intentional killing of oneself, through excessive consumption of beer. Bascially its suicide, but the best possible kind of suicide.
Roger Clemens comitted beericide last week and will be forever missed. His beer of choice for this act of suicide was Knights Head.
Beericide by The Super AB September 20, 2009

Bearicide 

When those sad, lazy, depressed zoo bears who lay in piles of their own feces all day for the cheap entertainment of families take their own miserable lives.
We went to the zoo to see Hugs the Bear the other day. He just laid there like he always does. We found out later he actually committed Bearicide a few days prior, but nobody could tell the difference.

bellocide 

Definition A) The killing of beautiful people
Definition B) The act of brutally murdering someone with the first/last name Bello
Bob- Wow, Mr.Bello is being so annoying today.
Joe- Definitely, In the mood for some BeLlOcIdE?
Heavy anal flow due to excessive alcohol consumption often accompanied by severe abdominal pains
Beeroid by Tear-uh December 25, 2016

beeronfidence 

The feeling of courage and fearlessness derived from drinking alcohol.

The newly acquired sense of confidence from heavy drinking in lieu of an otherwise stressful situation.
Bob: "Hey Sancho, are you nervous for that board presentation after lunch on the new product?"

Sancho: "Yeah a little, but I'm not too worried because I'll have plenty of beeronfidence after this third Miller Lite."
beeronfidence by vanwilder2 May 4, 2009