Beer Crutch

1. The act of chugging natty beer and then duct taping another full can to the top of your "crutch" to evenutally create a stack of empty beer cans. Your stack of empties will eventually be your crutch as you walk home wasted. If you finish so many beers that your crutch is taller than you then you must duct tape it to the outside of the home/apt that you are drinking at and pass out there.

Did you see Luke's beer crutch? That shit was so frat.

"Hey how is your beer crutch coming? "
"It's coming, I am 2 beers away from passing out at the blue house tonight."

by phisigalki May 11, 2010

Beer Crotch

The act of shoving multiple beers in your waistline to prevent walking up and down stairs to your backpack at parties.
Much like a beer belt... only worse for your pants.

Stephanie was totally beer crotch-ing it last night.

Drew has such a beer crotch right now.

by shteph12 February 27, 2011

Beer Crotch

When a man or woman dips they're genetalia in a bud lite before having a sexual encounter.

Devin had a beer crotch last night and it was disgusting.

by Word destroyer August 22, 2017

Beer Crotch

When your crotch is soaked with beer after you drunkenly spill on yourself.

Molly's so drunk she's got a beer crotch.

by Word destroyer August 22, 2017

Crotch Beer

Stashing a cold one in the front of your pants when no free pocket or cooler is available.

Weber: "Better hide that beer, they're gonna take it from ya at the gate."
Palmer: "Weak. Looks like I'll hafta crotch beer it!"

by Fastball35 April 7, 2011

Crotch Beer

1. The fermented liquid byproduct resulting from a woman who does not practice proper vaginal hygine.

2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.

1. "Holy shit dude, I could smell the crotch beer brewing before I even got her panties off..."

2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."

by phroot February 3, 2014