Beefvelope
Beefvelope by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018
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beefalope
(adj, n, pl)
of or defining exceptionally large underclad woman.
The beefalope is a predator that preys on drunken men using alcohol and their wayward jiggling motions to render them helpless. Beefalopes travel in packs, also referred to as Herds of Beefalopes (HOBs). Screaming chants of "BEEF!!" only angers the midwestern beefalope. When caught chances of survival are minimal... at least your reputation.
of or defining exceptionally large underclad woman.
The beefalope is a predator that preys on drunken men using alcohol and their wayward jiggling motions to render them helpless. Beefalopes travel in packs, also referred to as Herds of Beefalopes (HOBs). Screaming chants of "BEEF!!" only angers the midwestern beefalope. When caught chances of survival are minimal... at least your reputation.
"Damn! Is that Nick dating another Beefalope???"
"I sure hope not, the last one damn near ate him!"
"BEEF!!!"
"Wait... don't do that!!!!"
"I sure hope not, the last one damn near ate him!"
"BEEF!!!"
"Wait... don't do that!!!!"
beefalope by beefalope hunter November 28, 2006
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Beefalope
Sean: What did you do today?
Matt: Nothing, just sat around and beefaloped
Sean: You fat sack of shit.
Matt: Nothing, just sat around and beefaloped
Sean: You fat sack of shit.
Beefalope by beefalope28 January 24, 2012
benevelope
At Christmas-time when you attend church, this is the special once-a-year picture-adorned envelope in which you place your money as a gift which goes into the benevolence fund.
benevelope by srv442 January 10, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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