Beefvelope

A vagina with excessive beef flaps that envelope the penis during coitus.

That poon of hers is a beefvelope. Very meaty.

Her love box beefveloped my engorged fuck knob.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

beefalope

(adj, n, pl)
of or defining exceptionally large underclad woman.

The beefalope is a predator that preys on drunken men using alcohol and their wayward jiggling motions to render them helpless. Beefalopes travel in packs, also referred to as Herds of Beefalopes (HOBs). Screaming chants of "BEEF!!" only angers the midwestern beefalope. When caught chances of survival are minimal... at least your reputation.

"Damn! Is that Nick dating another Beefalope???"
"I sure hope not, the last one damn near ate him!"
"BEEF!!!"
"Wait... don't do that!!!!"

by beefalope hunter November 28, 2006

Beefalope

A fat sack of shit.
Beefaloping is the act of being a fat sack of shit. (Beefaloped, past tense.)

Sean: What did you do today?
Matt: Nothing, just sat around and beefaloped
Sean: You fat sack of shit.

by beefalope28 January 24, 2012

benevelope

At Christmas-time when you attend church, this is the special once-a-year picture-adorned envelope in which you place your money as a gift which goes into the benevolence fund.

Merry Christmas - Hey, can you pass me one of those benevelopes from the seat ahead of you?

by srv442 January 10, 2011