beefalope

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(adj, n, pl)
of or defining exceptionally large underclad woman.

The beefalope is a predator that preys on drunken men using alcohol and their wayward jiggling motions to render them helpless. Beefalopes travel in packs, also referred to as Herds of Beefalopes (HOBs). Screaming chants of "BEEF!!" only angers the midwestern beefalope. When caught chances of survival are minimal... at least your reputation.

"Damn! Is that Nick dating another Beefalope???"
"I sure hope not, the last one damn near ate him!"
"BEEF!!!"
"Wait... don't do that!!!!"

beefalope by beefalope hunter November 28, 2006

Words you can keep

Beefalope

A fat sack of shit.
Beefaloping is the act of being a fat sack of shit. (Beefaloped, past tense.)

Sean: What did you do today?
Matt: Nothing, just sat around and beefaloped
Sean: You fat sack of shit.

Beefalope by beefalope28 January 24, 2012

Related Words

beefalope • beefalo • beefalodon • Beefalonis • Beefalo soldier • Beefalow • beefoperson • Beefvelope • humpback beefalo • Beef lower

Beefalo

A thick male rocking a great blend of muscle and fat; similar in physique to the bulking stage of bodybuilders. These guys look like they can do some serious damage in the gym AND the kitchen.

Jayme: Whoa! Check out that guy! Jacked arms, thick neck and chest, trunk legs...

Alex: ... and a gut!

Jayme: Eh, he's still one fine specimen of man! Not quite a beefcake, but not a roid gut either...
Alex: He's a beefalo!

Beefalo by Della Catessen June 28, 2011

Beefvelope

A vagina with excessive beef flaps that envelope the penis during coitus.

That poon of hers is a beefvelope. Very meaty.

Her love box beefveloped my engorged fuck knob.

Beefvelope by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

beefalo

a morbidly obese or grotesque female resembling a cow usually traveling in troops and grazing

beefalo is rosie o'donnell
star jones

beefalo by nyisles87 January 6, 2006

humpback beefalo

Noun - The fattest of the fat, non gender specific, reserved for only the truly grotesquely fat. Landspeed averages 15 fpm (footsteps per minute). Cankles are definitely present. The sheer amount of fat causes them to be permanently lurched forward cause a humpback like appearance.

Man look at that humpback beefalo!

humpback beefalo by James Rabblestin November 25, 2005

Beefalo soldier

A guy who genuinely enjoys fucking fat broads!

Wow! Thats the 4th fat chick this week that timmy is taking home! He really is a beefalo soldier!

Beefalo soldier by fromtheworkingman.com September 6, 2010

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

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kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

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