beefalope

(adj, n, pl)
of or defining exceptionally large underclad woman.

The beefalope is a predator that preys on drunken men using alcohol and their wayward jiggling motions to render them helpless. Beefalopes travel in packs, also referred to as Herds of Beefalopes (HOBs). Screaming chants of "BEEF!!" only angers the midwestern beefalope. When caught chances of survival are minimal... at least your reputation.

"Damn! Is that Nick dating another Beefalope???"
"I sure hope not, the last one damn near ate him!"
"BEEF!!!"
"Wait... don't do that!!!!"

by beefalope hunter November 28, 2006

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Beefalope

A fat sack of shit.
Beefaloping is the act of being a fat sack of shit. (Beefaloped, past tense.)

Sean: What did you do today?
Matt: Nothing, just sat around and beefaloped
Sean: You fat sack of shit.

by beefalope28 January 24, 2012

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Beefalo

A thick male rocking a great blend of muscle and fat; similar in physique to the bulking stage of bodybuilders. These guys look like they can do some serious damage in the gym AND the kitchen.

Jayme: Whoa! Check out that guy! Jacked arms, thick neck and chest, trunk legs...

Alex: ... and a gut!

Jayme: Eh, he's still one fine specimen of man! Not quite a beefcake, but not a roid gut either...
Alex: He's a beefalo!

by Della Catessen June 28, 2011

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Beefvelope

A vagina with excessive beef flaps that envelope the penis during coitus.

That poon of hers is a beefvelope. Very meaty.

Her love box beefveloped my engorged fuck knob.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

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beefalo

a morbidly obese or grotesque female resembling a cow usually traveling in troops and grazing

beefalo is rosie o'donnell
star jones

by nyisles87 January 6, 2006

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humpback beefalo

Noun - The fattest of the fat, non gender specific, reserved for only the truly grotesquely fat. Landspeed averages 15 fpm (footsteps per minute). Cankles are definitely present. The sheer amount of fat causes them to be permanently lurched forward cause a humpback like appearance.

Man look at that humpback beefalo!

by James Rabblestin November 25, 2005

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