Beefkeeper

Beefkeeper

bee•fuh•kee•per Filipino origins

VERB

The act or art of treating beef by rubbing, kneading, patting, or the like, to stimulate circulation, increase suppleness, relieve tension, etc.

Slang. Attentive or indulgent beefing; beefery:
egobeef.

VERB (used with object), beef·kept, beef·keep·ing:
To treat by beef.

Slang. To beef with special care and attention; coddlebeef or "beef pamper":

The beefery beefkeeps its regular customers with unlimited beefkeeper attention.

"Ted is a Beefkeeper."

by Circus Demise Secretions September 27, 2023

Face like a beekeeper's glove

Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.

"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a beekeeper's glove!"

by TeamBPR July 13, 2009

Beekeeper's Jacket

Inspired by a September 21, 2010 episode of The Colbert Report, a Beekeeper's Jacket is essentially slang for the fellatious act of oral sex, known commonly as a "blowjob", "BJ", "Head" etc,.

I heard that slut gave him a Beekeeper's Jacket at Rick's party last night.

by Sean of old September 23, 2010

Beekeeper

A stank-ass ho whose honeypot is crawlin' with critters.

Dude: That bish look fine!
Bro: Careful, brah. That vagina hive got da bees, son!
Dude: Word? I ain't down with a beekeeper.
Ho: Come gimme yer honey rod, boyz!
Dude/bro: Bitch, please. Your crawlin-ass 'comb could sting a cock ta deth!

by Rot Bot November 1, 2013

careless beekeeper

pig ugly , a (minger) , a horror

you've got a face like a careless beekeeper

by vinnny August 18, 2006

beekeeper

An undefinable insult levelled at someone of whose opinion you hold no value.

Originated in the US sitcom "8 Simple Rules", stolen and propagated by Ian Whitcombe.

Whatever, beekeeper!
You are *such* a beekeeper!

by LardBoy January 25, 2005

beatkeeper

(aka "the hype-min") One who keeps the beat while the DJ is busy doing the following: mixing, drinking, smoking, dancing, going buck, uncle buck, crazy buck, n*gga buck, etc. swag.

Dude: "Wow DJ Staxxx this party is out of control, how do you manage to spin that shit so nice doe?"

DJ Staxxx: "I wouldn't be able to do it without my beatkeeper Pauly D, he's the swag, and you best belee dat"

by DJSTAX November 14, 2011