Beefkeeper 

Beefkeeper

bee•fuh•kee•per Filipino origins

VERB

The act or art of treating beef by rubbing, kneading, patting, or the like, to stimulate circulation, increase suppleness, relieve tension, etc.

Slang. Attentive or indulgent beefing; beefery:
egobeef.

VERB (used with object), beef·kept, beef·keep·ing:
To treat by beef.

Slang. To beef with special care and attention; coddlebeef or "beef pamper":

The beefery beefkeeps its regular customers with unlimited beefkeeper attention.

"Ted is a Beefkeeper."

Beefkeeper by Circus Demise Secretions September 27, 2023

Face like a beekeeper's glove 

Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.

"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a beekeeper's glove!"

Face like a beekeeper's glove by TeamBPR July 13, 2009

Beekeeper's Jacket 

Inspired by a September 21, 2010 episode of The Colbert Report, a Beekeeper's Jacket is essentially slang for the fellatious act of oral sex, known commonly as a "blowjob", "BJ", "Head" etc,.

I heard that slut gave him a Beekeeper's Jacket at Rick's party last night.

Beekeeper's Jacket by Sean of old September 23, 2010

Beekeeper 

A stank-ass ho whose honeypot is crawlin' with critters.

Dude: That bish look fine!
Bro: Careful, brah. That vagina hive got da bees, son!
Dude: Word? I ain't down with a beekeeper.
Ho: Come gimme yer honey rod, boyz!
Dude/bro: Bitch, please. Your crawlin-ass 'comb could sting a cock ta deth!

Beekeeper by Rot Bot November 1, 2013

careless beekeeper 

pig ugly , a (minger) , a horror

you've got a face like a careless beekeeper

careless beekeeper by vinnny August 18, 2006

beekeeper 

An undefinable insult levelled at someone of whose opinion you hold no value.

Originated in the US sitcom "8 Simple Rules", stolen and propagated by Ian Whitcombe.

Whatever, beekeeper!
You are *such* a beekeeper!

beekeeper by LardBoy January 25, 2005

beatkeeper 

(aka "the hype-min") One who keeps the beat while the DJ is busy doing the following: mixing, drinking, smoking, dancing, going buck, uncle buck, crazy buck, n*gga buck, etc. swag.

Dude: "Wow DJ Staxxx this party is out of control, how do you manage to spin that shit so nice doe?"

DJ Staxxx: "I wouldn't be able to do it without my beatkeeper Pauly D, he's the swag, and you best belee dat"

beatkeeper by DJSTAX November 14, 2011