Beefalo

A thick male rocking a great blend of muscle and fat; similar in physique to the bulking stage of bodybuilders. These guys look like they can do some serious damage in the gym AND the kitchen.

Jayme: Whoa! Check out that guy! Jacked arms, thick neck and chest, trunk legs...

Alex: ... and a gut!

Jayme: Eh, he's still one fine specimen of man! Not quite a beefcake, but not a roid gut either...
Alex: He's a beefalo!

by Della Catessen June 28, 2011

beefalo

a morbidly obese or grotesque female resembling a cow usually traveling in troops and grazing

beefalo is rosie o'donnell
star jones

by nyisles87 January 6, 2006

beefalo

A large, ugly, or otherwise overweight human female. The beefalo can range in size from slightly obese, to a monster 1000+ pounder. Beefalo generally flock together forming a "herd", and prefer to "graze" nearest their favorite territories. (a mall where they can look for mates,or a fast food restaraunt, where food is bountiful, for example)

Rosie Odonnell is a Beefalo.

by sf49erfan55 April 9, 2006

Beefalo

The coolest animal around. Better then a cow or any other animal. The best thing to happen to this world since sliced bread.

Some guy: The Beefalo are our friends. ME: THEY ARE MORE THEN THAT!!!!!!!!

by O Beefalo One April 4, 2005

Beefalo

A fat broad that dresses as if she were skinny. The knid that walk around with four rolls under her neck saying, "You know you want me and all this lovin."

Everyone run, here come a "beefalo" and she's looking for some love and chicken!

by Samuel R. Preteroti November 25, 2003

Beefalo

What you get when you breed a human with a chair

Chris and the chair named Linda Made a Beefalo.

by OrangeScott April 4, 2005

Beefalo

An animal that is cooler than you, your dad, your mom, a firefighter, and me! (well maybe not me)

The beefalo fell over.

by Musicman2508 April 5, 2005